That old fembot magic?

However much acting, and performing I’ve done over the years, its fair to say that its all been pretty wholesome stuff. I wouldnt say all of it was suitable for the family, but thats more down to the fact that children might not have got the meaning of some of the stuff I’ve done as an adult, rather than anything they shouldnt see! Oh fine, there is one hypnosis film I did, which is actually on You Tube, that might not be suitable for the young, but even that has nothing in it that would really shock the babes. Well, other than actually being hypnotized, maybe? No, its one of the secret setting things, technically its pay to view, but if anyone really wants to, ask nicely, and maybe…? 😉

One of the things I’ve noticed at the ‘movies’ that appear on Fembot Central, involving female robots, is that they are all what I would term soft porn stuff. Oh fine, the bulk of members are male, probably want to buy that sort of stuff, but in a way, I just think its a shame that there isnt a single female transformation film to be seen. I dont know, maybe they used to make them in the past, they just didnt sell, so nobody bothers any more? Mind, lets face it, no one is going to make any kind of fembot film with a less than stunning 60 year old, that no one sane would want to see with her clothes off anyway!

I dont know, I never considered making anything adult when I was younger, but then again, I never had the looks, or figure to do so anyway. Also, attitude to such matters was so different back then. But yes, I wonder, if I was young, pretty, but the only way I could get to play a robot, was in soft porn, would I do it? Probably not, but its a fascinating thought. It must be weird doing that sort of thing, in my eyes at least, but some seem to enjoy it, so…? But fine, my idea of playing a robot more revolves around an all enclosing silver bodysuit, than showing off my ‘human’ form, lol! But no ones seem to make those, ah well…

OK, video time. I tried to come up with something original, and this was best I could do. I suspect that ‘black magic’ isnt needed to get some young ladies to make ‘soft porn’ movies, or show off their naked bodies, but it might have been needed with me! The only live version I could find of this song was a recent Rod Stewart offering, who like all of us (well, me, anyway) seems to be showing his age now. Mind, as I remember when he was a pop star in the early 70’s, I guess he should be!

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All The Small Things (I Could Do)

You know all these people who do something crazy to celebrate their birthdays, especially the landmark ones? No, I never have, been thoroughly boring in that sense, all my life.

So now, why do I feel I want to do something this year, beyond the fact its the oldies landmark of 60, no idea? Even more so given that I’ve now got issues with my back, issues with my budget, given I’m now only able to do a 4 day week, and never done anything crazy like that up to now?

The answer is, no idea, but I feel that I do! The only possible so far, which would definitely be fun, is this, http://www.auntysocial.co.uk/some-like-it-hot-volunteers/ which I have put myself forward for, but its actually on my birthday, and its miles from me, but yes, it would be a wonderful way to celebrate officially hitting old age!

Now I dont (seriously) expect any passing aliens to offer me a flight in a space craft, nor do I seriously expect a friendly mad scientist to turn me into a robot, brainwashed, or the like either (If anyone wants to roleplay for real, either of those 2 things, and you’re in a suitable location…?) . Equally, and lets face it, its too late now for research anyway, do I expect to get offered a guided tour of an ECT theater either. Also, lets face it, I’m not likely to be offered a part in a film, movie, or theater run now, either!

There is also the snag that not only do I now have physical issues, which would stop anything too crazy on that front, but because I’ve had to cut my working week due to it, I havent got the money to treat myself either! So, in truth, beyond perhaps the Blackpool thing, it looks like being another quiet birthday week, ah well…

But fine, it might be fun to just do something silly, once in my life, before I’m officially too old, just saying…? But what?

OK, video time. Big clue in the title here. I know, never been done before, but anyway…

Playing the role of a robot

I dont think I ever got to play a robot on stage, not that I remember doing so, anyway. Lets face it, school plays are unlikely to include such an element, and most amateur dramatic stuff is based around doing things that dont need too many scene changes, or dramatic changes in costume, ideally no changes at all!

Doesnt mean I’ve never played as one, because I have, both in coherent thought, and under the power of hypnosis, but lets face it, I wouldnt resist the command to think I was a robot, lets face it. Sadly, I’ve never got to do dress up for any of these roles, its just been me, as a robot, but anyway…Yes, I’d love the chance to wear something like the Metropolis, or Gort look. Robbie the Robot look might be a lot of fun to do, but a bit more complex to set up, I guess?

The other thing I have done a few times, is do interviews about the whole robot thing of mine, though ironically I think they have all been for North American companies, but none involved a trip to the US. Ah well… It seems to be a subject that fascinates some TV people, though I dont know of any sci-fi series yet where they have actually turned humans into robots, I must say. Doll House is probably as close as they’ve got in a real life series, I would guess? Not that I would mind playing a constructed robot (as in Star Wars, or Buck Rogers) given the chance. I would add the robot in The Orville, but I suspect that was that modern ‘delight’, CGI?

This week, I saw another company asking for people who have played, or role played as robots at Fembot Central. It does seem to be focused on the sex side of things, more than anything else, but its not of concern to me, because they only want contact from people in LA, or NYC, and I’m not! In truth, probably wouldnt have worked for me, because they seem to want the sex element more than anything, and sex just doesnt interest me at all. But would I have offered my services, if in those cities, well, maybe?

Yes, my dream modelling job would be as a robot, at one of those convention things somewhere. Unlikely to happen, especially now, but you never know, I guess. Its fair to say at least, I could roleplay a robot easily, and willingly. Well, if they want to make it compulsory lol, I wouldnt say no, but…

So tonights video involves one of the better pieces of robot roleplay within a music video.