I am still human, I think?

Mind, after this morning, if someone checked the base of my back, and found a USB port, nothing would surprise me! There is actually an old posting on Fembot Central, clearly photo-shopped, of someone’s neck, complete with jack plug hole, USB port, and another similar item, seemingly within the lay of their flesh. As I say, not real now, but in about 30 years time, I wouldnt be surprised to see it in the slightest. Except I wont be around to see it by then, but anyway…

Ah, the delights of Physiotherapy! Oh, believe me, it was delightful. To be fair to her, she knows my kink, and is more than happy to play to it, believe me. I wouldnt yet be surprised to turn up next week to find a full electric stimulation bodysuit in metallic silver, knowing her! Probably not, but if she did, would I wear it, you bet I would!

So anyway, today started off going through the details of my issues, and some general back work first. Then I felt something placed over the problem area of my back, and next thing I know, is some delicious electrical pulses running through the area. Clearly I was enjoying it far too much (I was almost purring, to be fair), because the power got turned up, and then turned up again. Oh, I was in heaven, believe me. I think, but dont quote me on this, as I was in so much bliss by then, it got turned up again just before the timer kicked in, and switched it off. I suspect there is more, and over the next 4 weeks, I’m sure I will experience more, as she tries to see if I have actually got an electricity limit, but not sure I have! We will see!

Important thing, yes, its done a lot of good. I’m not how much was back improvement, and how much was my spine numbed by high voltage, but either way… Yes, its still easier tonight, for sure, though slightly less so, as I suspect the endorphin effect is wearing off! But still, I managed to bend down to be able to put the cat food bowls on the floor at teatime, instead of the usual last few inches drop!

As stated, I plan 4 more visits, which is about all I can afford, even with bonus due at end of month, unless she actually turns me into a robot first, which she might well try. Lets face it, I’m more likely to bleep at all that electricity, than complain! If anyone wants to pay for more, or wants me to suggest to her just how high that voltage should go, message me, and I’ll provide Paypal details lol!

OK, video time. I think I’m still only human, flesh and blood, though after 4 more weeks, I might be robot, circuitry, and wiring. Yes, I wish! So, something from the 1980’s…

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Do you want me, baby?

Fine, much as I suspected, changing the advert on the dating agency to woman seeking woman, has proved a complete failure. I’ve not even had one message, let alone the chance of anything more! Funnily enough, one of the men I was talking to before is still in contact, but thats about it, and for whatever reason, he seemingly wants to do no more than chat, saying that I’m too far away, even if it is only about 20 miles!

Oh, and the guy from Houston who was so interested, not a whisper on when he’s actually coming to the UK, so I’ve written him off too! And until the passport actually arrives, I couldnt do much on that front either.

On that subject, funny story. On Monday, I got a letter from the passport office, asking me to prove I’d also changed my name on my driving licence, as no record of doing so had shown up. So I rang them, and told them the very good reason for that, I dont drive, therefore dont hold a driving licence, so I had no need to change it. She wasnt quite as shocked as people when I say I dont have a cell phone, but quite good, all the same. Anyway, I gather that was the last issue, so hopefully it will arrive soon. I hope so, as I have 1 registration to arrange when it does, and another that I will have to follow up with, after tomorrow, as another are doing an interim thing until it gets here, so they can put me forward for a job.

Right, thats not to say that the whole dating stuff has been a total waste of time, yet.

There is one wonderful gentleman from Long Island who is interested in me, actually a relative of Jean Harlow, roughly my age, so who knows, we might get together yet, and have a wonderful time. I’d love it if it happened, he seems wonderful, we both love the old movies, though our political views are a little way apart, lets leave it at that! Of course, if he wanted to change my mind on that, in a very special way, fine by me!

The other one, of significant interest, is also in the US. Yes, I know, very annoying, though I guess if it means in the end, I get into the country, then great, but planning things in the early stages…sheesh!

Not that he wants me as a partner, he wants me as a robot! Fine, its only going to be hypnotized to believe I am one, not the real thing, but anyway…about as good as is realistic, given modern technology. There are small issues at present, and no, not just the building of the robotization chamber, I wish!

Maybe I’m just being cynical, rather than wishful, but if you asked me honestly, I suspect I’ll end up staying a singleton, and not just because I’m a robot either! I guess I’d happily take either, but I must admit, genuinely being part of the Carpenter clan would be great. But equally, if I lived out the rest of my life, as a robot, no complaints whatsoever!

Oh, and being practical at present, if anyone reading this is feeling charitable to a beaten down, unemployed, middle aged lady, I wouldnt say no! More than happy to work for money, either as human, or a robot (ha ha), if that can be easily arranged. Just feeling the despair of seeing the bank balance dropping to less pleasant levels is doing nothing for my cheerfulness at present.

Lastly, the video,, what I seem to have said in an online sense of late, at least.