I play the street life

Depending on how you view the subject matter, you either have to thank, or not thank my friend, Betsy for this piece tonight. Me, its the former, and I have to say that if you are shocked by that, I’m not quite sure why you’re reading a blog like this. Well, I suppose some Facebook friends might be, but I hope not!

A story that ‘she’ stars in, in a fictional sense, has ‘her’ working as an escort. Yes, written by her friend, Heather I might add, who has previously written about turning a regular lady into an escort, and I admitted that the concept of that intrigued me. As far as I’m concerned, at my age, even if I was prepared to do that sort of work, that no one would want me at 59 anyway! And yes, I said that in a comment to Betsy this morning, which is where the whole piece started.

Yes, thats right, she disagreed with that sentiment of mine, stating that I could easily get that sort of work, if I wanted it. I’m pretty sure that most men, of any age, wanting a companion for the evening that they have to pay for, would want someone young, and pretty. Me, I definitely fail on the first front, and I know there are plenty of ladies prettier than me too! I suppose where it could work, is if there was an occasion when someone wanted an intelligent, more mature partner, for conversation, and a meal, or on an occasion when a more homely woman would fit in with the moment? Who knows? No, I doubt the opportunity for this to be anything more than a thesis would be absolutely zero. But its fun thinking about it, all the same!

If the chance arose, would I actually do it? In truth, I honestly dont know! If it was purely as a non sexual companion for an evening, for any type of event, then yes, I probably would. As they say, if you dont try anything, how do you know what its like? So yes, I think I would, though I dont think I’d charge the crazy fee that some do for that sort of work. But yes, secretly, the idea of being a ‘paid woman’ holds a secret appeal! I doubt I will get to play Marion Davies, to a William Randolph Hearst (look that up on Wikipedia, if you want to know more), but one night, as a paid courtesan might just be a lot of fun. So…?

All the same, I dont think I’ll be offering my services as a classy, mature escort anytime soon. Mind, if someone did advertise me as one (yes, I’m looking at you, Betsy, or Heather), and someone offered to take up my services, I would go! I can see the advert going up in the LA classifieds (or whatever the online equivalent might be?) now, lol! Talking of which, without paying hundreds, or thousands for my services, if anyone wants a dining companion in LA, between 18th, and 26th May, who can provide entertaining conversation, with a British accent, I might be free! Cost of a meal, doesnt have to be an expensive one, or even if the place isnt too pricey, I’ll pay my share, and all it will cost is your time. But yes, it might be fun to not eat solo, one night while there at least. Well…? 😉

OK, video time. This might be a bit naughty under the circumstances, but its a fantastic song, so…

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Everyone could be a winner?

You know how every so often, you find an article that revives your faith in human nature, you might say this is one of them?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12187042/Chocolate-makes-you-smarter-study-suggests.html

So yes, in that case, if anyone wants to make me smarter, then you could always buy me some chocolate for my birthday on Wednesday. Because, lets face it, at 58 (as I will be then), I need all the help I can get! It doesnt even have to be expensive chocolate, I’d take any offers at present! I know, anyone in the US reading this, or reading it after the event, then fine, you missed it, but knowing me, I still wouldnt say no to an offer of chocolate!

Alright, fine, if someone wants to do the exact opposite to me, turn me into a mindless obedient being, then that would be good by me too, especially at present, as I could then have no further concerns about all this ghastly job hunting lark! Oh, and besides which, I’d enjoy every moment of it, anyway! If anyone wants to do that to me for real, or in a really intense play session, then I’d say that could be the perfect birthday present. Mind, unless you’re in the UK, you’re going to have to pay for me to come, and be brainwashed, but feel free to do so!

Just maybe, I wouldnt say no to a full body, metallic silver bodysuit, with, or without mind controlling electrodes, just saying… 😉

Oh, right, if there is some wealthy person out there, with more money than they need, and the desire to spend some of it, 4 more weeks in a Hollywood apartment would probably do me the world of good! I know, I know, no expectations whatsoever. Mind, if there is a Hearst (of either gender) out there, looking for their Marion Davies, let me know lol! Mind, a job offer from LA would just be amazing!

Yes, I cant say I’m overly looking forward to my birthday, because lets face it, at the moment, life isnt great! Agreed, a job could pick things up a lot, but just at the moment, the words, hitting my head against a brick wall, seem apt on that count! Maybe thats why the idea of having all those nasty thoughts removed from my head might seem so popular with me at present! So please!

The video, is going back to where we started this blog, something that could make us all feel like winners. You buy me some chocolate, I get smarter, and probably happier too. You feel good for making some poor church mouse’s day, by buying her a small treat. Yes? So as the song says…

A little bit of life, and a guest blogger

OK, firstly the boring bit, its now official, I’m out of a job. I know, I packed up over 4 weeks ago, but the payment of my notice period has now come to an end, so as I havent yet found a new job, I went and signed on to get unemployment benefits today. Yes, I knew it wouldnt be easy, especially at my age, but even so…I was hoping it wouldnt come to this, but the deed has now been done.

Officially, I have 13 weeks in which I only ‘have’ to look for job options in my fields of experience (which pretty much means call centres/customer service nowadays), but after that, I have to look at all reasonable options. Luckily for some, that doesnt include working in the escort field, so men are safe from my charms lol!

Equally (but perhaps sadly), it does mean they wont send me off to turn me into a mindless, obedient robot just yet either. Ah well, cant have everything, I guess? 😉 Fingers crossed that I will find something long before the end of July anyway.

But if anyone wants to make an old lady happy, with a nice, decent job offer, then feel free to do so. Equally, if anyone wants me to be their Marion Davies, while they play my William Hearst (check Google, if you dont know), then feel free to say so!

If anyone seriously knows how to turn me into a robot, send messages urgently! 🙂

Oh, tomorrow, you get a guest blogger on here. Well, strictly I will be posting it (on both boards), but on behalf of a stunning blonde, who died a few years ago. The answer to this mystery, you’ll find out tomorrow! Lets just say, this video involves a very cryptic clue! 😉