An apt winter coat

Oh fine, I took a look at the title of the blog, and I thought that, just for once, I should write something with relevance to that. Hopefully the levity will amuse some, though if anyone wants to design me a winter coat like this, I wouldnt say no!

A coat I’ve always fancied owning, but have never bought (only once saw one in a charity shop, and that was 3 sizes too small for me), unsurprisingly, is one of those puffa/puffer (both spellings work on Google) jackets in metallic silver. I know, pay the proper price, and just buy one, but thats not really my style, when you can get a pretty new, winter coat in a charity shop for a fraction of the real price!

In truth, of course, said jacket wouldnt be long enough for a robot wannabee like me, if I was being honest. I’d ideally love one that was full length, or at least went down to knee area, instead of waist. No, as far as I know, they dont exist! Oh, and of course, with a full head hood as well! 😉

Currently I’d prefer it either thermally lined, or electrically warmed, but maybe thats just getting greedy? Oh, and gloves to match, of course, as an added extra! Maybe a matching silver mask might be a little over the top lol? Fun though, all the same!

But yes, if anyone knows of a nice warm, full length, metallic silver coat, please let me know. Even Miss Miserly of Yorkshire might add to her budget for that, within reason! 😉 Mind, I suppose now, by the time I get it, winter might be over, but even so…?

OK, video time. Well, in truth, I couldnt think of anything apt. So lets roll with something silly, that I’m never, ever going to fit into a blog in the normal fashion. It shows my age that I remember when this first came out. Let me add that neither the singer, or the guy miming here (they were different people) were named Jack Smith. The guy miming, is Bill Moeller. The person who whistled the song, take your choice from about half a dozen people, but none was Moeller!

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No More I Love You’s

Confused by the title? Well, fine, I picked it to fit in with a simply brilliant video that I discovered while writing my other blog. I was going to do something silly, but having seen Annie, and this…

Yes, we’ve had a bit of snow overnight, and today, here in the UK. So much so that unsurprisingly all turf horse racing was abandoned for the day, and indeed has been for tomorrow already!

To be honest, apart from that legendary race, the Grand National, I havent had a bet in some years now. In truth, I’m not sure if I’m even going to bother with the National this year, or not. I suspect I will, but dont quote me on that. Why? Because I still do free to enter horse racing competitions on a website called Betfair, and one of those will involve picking 2 horses, plus a reserve for said race. So having picked those, I might feel the urge to take my chance, and…lose £6 probably!

The Betfair site has a forum, and on there this morning was a thread about the amount of snow in your location in the UK. Someone not a million miles for me said he hadnt seen any, but I certainly had by then. It was then I noticed he posted last night, not this morning, and back then, yes, no snow. However, its a site where you cant delete postings, so there it had to stay. Anyway, seemingly he was about 8 miles from me, not a lot older than me, and then someone jokingly said the site had become like match.com lol! Fun ensued, but anyway…including him declaring his feelings for me, and…

In truth, if they knew the state of this 60 year old body of mine, they’d run a mile. Lets face it, with my damaged body, if I was a racehorse, they would probably have put me down. Legs are damaged, back is bust, arthritic joints et al…?

But yes, I guess invisibility on the internet can be a handy thing at times, even if I do own up to all my woes, they still cant see how plain I am, so…?

Just be grateful I thought of this, the only other idea I had was the perfect winter coat for me. Full body, including hood, either thermally lined throughout, or with its own heating system, in a perfect metallic silver color! 😛

Right, video. I’ve given enough clues, so lets just roll with it. And yes, I’d love to wear what Annie’s wearing!

A home suitable for here, or outer space.

Back in the early 1970’s, someone in Finland decided that the current design we were using to live in, had got a bit dull, and needed shaking up. So, he came up with this, and called it the Futuro home

my dream home

In truth, this is either a very old photo, a very well restored one, or someone has created a modern reconstruction of one. Why? Because they werent made of the best possible material, and of the few still surviving now, most arent in a good condition, let alone almost mint condition, like this one!

Yes, I’d love to live in one, at least for a short time, just because they look amazing, and fine, look just like a UFO. Not coincidence in the design, given the name, I’m sure? I suspect that to do so, I’d either need to find a very reconditioned one (maybe like this one is?), or get someone to customize me one from scratch! I know, I havent got any money, so I either need to get someone to buy me one, or even better, get a friendly alien to deliver a proper flying saucer for me to live in!

Sadly, despite looking like they should, as far as I know, they dont fly at all, let alone at fantastic speeds as a UFO would surely do. Yes, I wouldnt mind having an Earthbound one as home, but one that could fly off into outer space might just be better? 😉

Fine, I wouldnt actually need to wear a silver body suit to live there, but it might be a whole lot more fun to do so! Yes, you could just imagine people’s reactions, if you lowered the steps, and walked out of there, in a silver suit! 😀

So please, if someone has one suitable, even as an overnight stay, I’d love to do it. And yes, I would wear silver in there, believe me!

Right, the video. You have a choice of 2 tonight. The original version of the song

Or one that appeals to me far more, as a jazzed up version of said song.

Looks like I’ve been upgraded!

Oh believe me, I wish that was for real! Mind, if anyone out there reading this is saying, it can be easily done, or even trickily done, then yes please, I’d love it to happen! Feel free to shout, if you can!

So, tell a short story, last weekend, I decided I hadnt done any selfies in quite a while, so thought I’d give it a go. I did do a few at Christmas, but they werent great, so that means the last decent ones were in Hollywood, last October. This time though, I decided to have a bit of fun, and play up the whole robot look, while doing it.

Fine, I got a silver dress out, that I havent worn in a very long time, if ever, given its length, as its the perfect silver metallic look. Fine, for a robot, it needs sleeves, and in truth, it needs to be longer, at my age, given its definitely mini length, well above the knees! So fine, discretion, especially given the state of my knees, I put on a pair of silver leggings as well. The end result, this

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

As I say, too much flesh showing, but given I dont have a long pair of silver gloves, not a lot I could do. But fine, there was one bit of flesh that I could cover up for sure, my face. So tracking down my Cyberman helmet, and attempting to take pictures with limited visibility, I took these

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

Or for those who prefer a close up

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

Sadly, when I took the helmet off, I discovered I was still human underneath it, ah well…

Yes, it would be a lot easier if someone else was taking the photos, especially while wearing the helmet, as you really cant see a lot, wearing that, so if anyone wants to take a few for me like that (I have no funds to pay for lots of expensive photos) for whatever reason, then again, shout.

Or ideally, if someone wants to genuinely turn me into a robot, oh please do!

Right, the video. A tribute to the most famous robot ever, just maybe? Yes, fine, maybe I should have gone with the original, Debbie isnt as strong a singer as she used to be, sadly. Hardly surprising, at her age, but anyway, who am I to talk?

My 3 most popular postings.

Do you know something? Apart from the home page on here, the 3 most popular pages on this blog are at least three and a half years old? And no, I dont just mean in the sense that they’ve been here longer than the rest, I mean in the sense that if I look at my stats for the last year, the last quarter, and even the last month, these 3 postings would either top the list, or be very close to doing so.

Yes, I suppose you’ve guessed it, they’re all related to robots, brainwashing devices, and silver suits that a robot could use! So in that sense, you could say my desire to be brainwashed, or mind controlled, and turned into a robot, or obedient drone seems a popular matter. The only irony of all this for me, no one has ever offered to let me even roleplay such a scenario for real, even if I’ve asked nicely, from time to time.

To save you trying to work out which they might be, and looking for them, and probably boosting their numbers even more, those 3 blogs are

https://robotunit8.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/fantasy-v-reality/
https://robotunit8.wordpress.com/2011/10/15/a-real-silver-bodysuit/
https://robotunit8.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/brainwashing-helmets/

Indeed, in last years review stats, the silver bodysuit one was by the far the most popular for the year, 3 years after I wrote it! And still no one has offered to buy, or design me a really good/kinky silver bodysuit to wear, regardless of whether they, or it is capable of erasing my mind lol!

Yes, as the first one says, if the situation was about to become real, I was about to be brainwashed, and turned into a mindless robot, would I be so keen on the idea? I still suspect the answer would be yes, but as the years pass by, it does seem less likely I’m even going to get the chance to roleplay it, let alone have it happen in reality, to make the choice.

I must admit, I did sort of hope that while I was in Hollywood, some inventive, independent film maker might jump at the chance of playing out such a scene, if I advertised the concept again, but no, the chance never arose. I did ask in the blog, but in vain. Yes, I know its sort of weird, sort of kinky, but if its voluntary, and its not for real…ah well!

Yes, I know, maybe the blog needs a new post on one, or all of these subjects, and in a better way than this. And yes, I will, if someone can give me a fresh way to look at it, other than how I covered it in these 3 postings. So, if its what you want, readers, and seemingly it is, give me that route to write about them again.

Oh, and yes, if anyone wants to roleplay in real life (online just doesnt work for me, no suit, helmet, or electrodes, or other things), I’d still very much love to do it. And if there is some scientific genius out there, who can do it for real, let me know, I probably wouldnt say no!

Fine, the video, a neat piece of mind control stuff, from a film now nearly 50 years old

A good heart, in a silver suit

Well, given that the silver bodysuit thread still seems to attract plenty of hits, even now, lets go back to the subject matter. Sadly, despite all those hits, no designer has yet come up with a concept for a really delicious silver (robot) bodysuit as yet, but I’m still hoping that one day…though not with any great expectation.

I could jokingly say that a company called Proteus has actually made an absolutely delicious one, called a Neural Replacement Sheath, but sadly both the company, and the suit, are pure fiction. I wish they werent, but such is life I guess? Well, its not perfect, it only goes up as far as your shoulders, but its not a bad start, just needs a matching helmet, or something for the complete look lol! Mind, the suit does a wonderful job of controlling your body, so just imagine what the matching helmet/headpiece could do to your mind…swoon!

As I say, sadly its pure fiction, as are the Neural Reconfiguration devices, cunningly designed to look like bracelets. But, you provide me the look, I’m sure I can provide the controlled look. And thats assuming you arent the technological genius that makes the process reality in the first place!

Yes, seriously, a relatively new writer to the EMCSA certainly knows how to push my buttons, if only story wise, not literally as yet! If only he could do…I could be a happily controlled robot, or as close as you’re going to get while still human at least.

Whats that, a link to his story? Well, seeing you asked, or didnt as the case may be, its

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/320631

Oh, and the author kindly tells me, that if you use the code ZZ23T when purchasing, you get an extra dollar off the price! So now its an absolute bargain for my readers, so go for it!

And no, he didnt ask me to do this, well not unless he knows how to do mind control, and if thats the case, where’s my NRS suit, I want to know! From here you can also link to his other stuff on sale, but as thats a much longer story, I’ll break you in gently.

Seriously, the ending might not be quite what you expect either. 😉

Ah, the video, well its sort of apt to the ending, but you have to buy the story to find that out. So lets settle for the reason being that he’s a very talented singer from Ulster, where I will be in just over 2 weeks. Apart from that, its a great song, and a few ladies in the video, so all in all, you should find plenty to enjoy…as well as the story. Oh, her name, pure coincidence, I promise you. Well…maybe…?

Writing Again? Must be on holiday!

Yes, after a long interval, I’ve actually written something fresh today. So yes, I must be on holiday, wouldnt have the time to do it otherwise, thats for sure. No, JK Rowling and her friends wont be quaking in their boots at that news. One, bacause its probably not that good, and two, its less than 2000 words long! But yes, it was fun doing it, all the same.

Whats that, is the heroine turned into a robot? Strictly, no, but I reckon Simon would give it an rb tag, all the same. But she might wear silver at one point, and could well be computer controlled, so… You might get a surprise in how she is at the end of the story though, knowing me. 😉 Well, slightly at least lol!

Its funny, isnt it. Many would say that as its Friday evening, my week off work must be over? Wrong, for me, I work pretty much every Saturday, and of late, most Sundays too, so some would say I’ve still got 2 days left! Strictly by my work shifts, its one, as Sunday was one of the days designated as a day off, not holiday. But even so…

Ah well, after the peace of this week, next week will officially be insane at work. For the Brits at least, the words Cheltenham Festival will explain that. For my North American friends, think Breeders Cup, for 4 days, with obstacles instead of flat races, you might get some idea. Though as off course betting barely exists outside of a very few places, maybe not? No, no tips, I wouldnt have a clue, despite my job.

Believe me though, wearing a silver bodysuit, and being turned into a robot might be the easiest way to get through the week at work! And no, for once, I’m not kidding, its not just the fantasy! Well, the fantasy might be fun, but at least being a robot would keep me sane, as a human, that might be a challenge. And yes, I’d enjoy it more too, grin!

Oh, and I know my design requests have met complete silence before, but lets try just once more. Because of light sensitivity, I sleep in a mask, just something that covers the eyes. Snag is, getting it to stay over the eyes all night. So guess what, in a story this week, a night cap is featured. You know, as in a cap that fits over your head, blocking out light, and muffling sound, sounds perfect to me. Alright, the one in the story also featured electrodes that influenced the wearer’s mind, but hey, thats optional. Yes, alright, I’d enjoy it, but the main thing for me (in real life) is a better light blocker at night. Anyone any ideas, or know where I can get one at a sensible price, shout!

Right, the video. Very apt for the story written today, I must say.

Oh, and if anyone wants me to post the story on here, then ask! I wont otherwise, who knows, that might even earn me a comment here, but probably not!