I am who I am!

Alright, by now, I’m beginning to see the funny side of it, but I certainly wasnt feeling the same way when I found this piece of news on Thursday evening, when I got home, and got on my ‘author version’ Facebook account. Though of course, the funniest thing was being able to shoot this ‘smart person’ down in flames, in the best way possible.

What had happened, is that someone had reported the name on the account to Facebook, claiming I was pretending to be someone I wasnt. Yes, thats right, thats the one with a picture of Harlean Carpenter on it, its just that its the more famous lady who was known by that name. Yes, better known to most probably as Jean Harlow!

I’m pretty sure it was someone from one of the numerous number of vintage movie groups I’m on, under that account, who did it, but obviously I have no idea who! Now, whether they just disliked anyone having an account that clearly related to the more famous Harlean, whether it was the fact that I use it as a form of advertising for my books, and stuff, or whether I just use the Harlow sassiness, while posting there, who knows?

Anyway, to cut a long story short, Facebook were asking for evidence that it was either my real name, or for me to change the name on the account, or it would be shut down in 7 days. Unfortunately for Mr (or Miss/Mrs) Clever Clogs who thought I would have to change the name on the account, or lose it, it backfired on them! Why? The obvious reason, my name really is Harlean Carpenter! So all I did was send a scan of my name on my passport to Facebook that evening, and by the time I got home Friday evening, I had confirmation that all was fine, and my account marked accordingly! I’d love to have seen that other persons face when they were told my name was legitimate!

Now, all I have to do is find a mad scientist, who can make me look just like Jean, and it would be perfect. 😀 Fine, that might be slightly harder than solving the issue Facebook laid on me! Still, I can dream…

The video, well, the blog title sort of gives it away!

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Anyone want to adopt an orphan?

So fine, I’ll admit it, I was looking for inspiration for the blog tonight, and then I remembered this meme I saw yesterday. And given that the last blog was a cheeky look at ways I could move to America, I thought this was perfect as another one.

adoption offer

Yes, lets face it, the authorities would have a fit over anyone adopting a 58 year old, admit it! Apart from anything else, I’m sure the rules would have an age limit for such events, which I suspect is 18, but dont quote me on that! Right, I’m not quite the cute orphan Annie type lol!

Equally, strictly, I’m an orphan, with no known family, so…? If anyone with legal knowledge knows the answers to these matters, feel free to shout out! Think I know the answers, but… Yes, I think the marriage option is still the best one lol!

Oh fine, there is equally the mad scientist seeking a helpless female to do interesting experiments on, option, but I think, sadly, thats about as likely as being adopted! Oh, I wish! Or a Dominant, seeking a submissive…Yeah I know, pigs fly!

Alright, I’ll try to find something more original for midweek, probably Wednesday, honest I will. Yes, on a 3 day split, as I have an assessment center for an interview on Tuesday, and given its in Halifax, its probably going to chew up a fair bit of the day. So being practical, 3 days is more likely.

The video, what someone might conceivably say to me, but I doubt it!

The need for a split personality

Well, that might not solve the plight I found myself in today, more like the need for a split body, in all honesty. But fine, if someone is offering me a half human, half robot personality, I wont say no! To be honest, I need someone with a replication machine, to save my woes!

Yesterday, via a phone interview, I earned myself a face to face one, in Bradford, next Thursday, for a job in a call centre. I know, nothing exciting, but its a job, and decent pay, so…main snag, doesnt start until May, secondary snag, its a bit of a walk from where my bus would drop me, but anyway…

This morning, I was offered an interview, for a job in Leeds. Yes, you’ve guessed it, I’m sure, next Thursday! This could be got around, if the second interview was in Leeds, just avoid the time of mine in Bradford, right? Right! But this is Capita, and its far too simple to hold job interviews for a job in Leeds, in Leeds. Where? Derby, about 75 miles away! Why? As much as I can gather, this job is a split location role, and the interviews are being done in Derby. So no, cant do it, unless, as I say, a scientist with a replication machine reads this!

So yes, I’ve stuck with the Bradford one, despite it actually having the later starting date. Why? Simple, the pay is about £3-5 thousand a year more, at that one, and secondly, Capita are not renowned for holding on to staff, so if the worst should happen, I’ll probably get a second go at it, sometime soon! Fine, if the wages were similar, then the Capita one appeals more, as its travel related, as opposed to financial services, but anyway…

But yes, if a handy mad scientist is reading this (unlikely, given I’ve got no offers from Wednesday’s posting), with a replication chamber that either works, or needs testing, then let me know. Yes, fine, I’d love a Rotwang/ Metropolis type replication job, but I’ll settle for anything, in all honesty. Could then try to revive the other job application lol.

Right, the video. I’m only amazed I’ve never used this before, maybe this is what I need to get a scientist with ‘interesting’ ideas to talk to me lol!

Any mad scientist need a guinea pig for experiments?

No, I’m not seriously expecting any positive answers, but hey, a girl can dream! Would have to be easier than job hunting, for sure! And yes, open to all suggestions, as long as it either provides some money, somewhere interesting to live, or both! Mind, if the experiment is interesting enough (oh, please!), I probably wont care, or be able to care where I’m living post experiment.

Yes, the obvious would be heavenly, which includes brainwashing, robotization,or mind control, I’d absolutely love it. Mind, if its just temporary tampering with the mind, and/or body, that would be fine, especially if the pay was good.

Fine, if anyone else wants to do anything kinky, or weird to me, for decent pay, or for guaranteed lodgings, I’d be thrilled, temporarily, or longer.

OK, just at the moment, I’d settle for any decent job, or otherwise offer, with contingencies of money, or accommodation, and leave it there. Hey, if some rich guy wants to turn me into his personal ‘Marion Davies’, thats equally fine by me.

But yes, before despair really kicks in, someone offer me something! ‘Interesting’, as above would be heaven, but just about anything…anywhere? Well, maybe…?

No, I dont expect any positive answers, but no harm in trying!

The video, what my senses might be doing, if in a sinister experiment lol!

Losing The Bad Recent Memories?

Yes, I’m still here, alive, and just about kicking. Still a bit bruised at the edges, but I’m still going at present.

Fine, the good news, I’ve been firmly told I wont be needing, in the near future for somewhere else to live. Not quite sure how it all plays out, but I’m told I’m fine. Yes, I’ve put in claims for Job Seekers allowance, and rent benefit, which might help financially at least, so we will see. Oh, and yesterday, I had a job interview, one I rescued from last weeks fiasco. Irony of ironies, at the place I first worked at, up here, in 2005, who made me redundant 4 years later. Doing the job I started off doing there, not the one I was made redundant from, but anyway… I think it went OK, but I’ve thought this before, and been proved wrong, so…I will wait and see!

All the same, if you believe Kanye West (and I’m not convinced I do), I’m not the worst off person around. But yes, his $53 million, is probably about the same as me getting $5,300, so if Mark Zuckerberg is listening, I’m a bargain in comparison lol! Yes, it amused me that someone has started a ‘Fund Me’ account for Mr West, for the full amount, of which it has raised $35, when I saw the post about it. Fine, I’d probably struggle to raise $35 if I started one, but anyway… If anyone wants me to (especially wealthy men, with plenty of money to spare), then shout!

Starting off on a serious note, if anyone wants to offer me work, of any legal kind, try me! I mean, from a practical point of view, call centres, data inputting, customer service, and the like, are the best bets, but I have got retail skills too. Oh, and if anyone wants to offer me something totally out of left field, then I’d love to hear it! Relocate? Absolutely, though I would then require some form of living space to be provided, unless you’re turning me into a robot, in which case, a charging station will do!

Oh, and if any man, or woman out there fancies taking me on, as a partner, servant, or submissive, then feel free to let me know. I’m sure no one is that daft, to want me, but no harm in mentioning it. It probably would take some tampering of the mind to get me interested in sex, but…I’d enjoy the tampering, at least! Yes, fine, living as a robot would be wonderful, but being practical…I guess hypnosis could do it? But hey, being a vanilla partner/wife, might be fun, if anyone feels the urge!

Oh, and right, all those scientists out there, looking for a guinea pig for their interesting experiments, yes please, very available! 😉 Mind control, brainwashing, robotics, neural interface, or anything less exciting, feel free to let me know, I’d love every minute of it!

So as I say, make me an offer, and providing its legal, I might well say yes! Just saying…? 😉

Right, the video. This group is remembered for 1 song, and this isnt it! Yes, wow, a song you may not know, impressive! Shall we say, that if I was brainwashed, or mind controlled, then you could say I was suffering from this?

Brainwashing helmets

Yes, I had a weird dream last night, or should I say this morning, given it was after I first woke up, about 6, and then went back to sleep again. The thing is, it was playing to my perversions. Well, the robot/brainwashing ones at least, though I guess the helmet could have transformed my mind into that of a twenties flapper, but I doubt that was the plan lol!

Dont ask me how I got there, I woke up (in the dream) laid out on a bed, with a helmet/cap (skintight, I should think) over my head. Basically I was told that this device was capable of disrupting brain thought processes, making me incapable of thinking for myself. It could then implant thoughts into my mind, and I would think they were my own. No, he didnt actually say he was turning me into a robot, but suspect the control levels would have been that level of intensity anyway.

Now, lets face it, at this point in time, most would scream, and try to escape, but I didnt. Has to be said, the look on his face suggested I”d confused him by that reaction as well. I didnt actually tell him to get on with it, but…you get my drift.

Annoying thing was, just as he was switching everything on, and was about to start the process, I woke up, aargh! And though I rolled over, and went back to sleep, I couldnt get into that dream, or indeed real sleep again. That might have been down to my arousal levels increasing dramatically, a very rare thing nowadays, but anyway…

Where that dream came from, no idea? I havent really thought along that route much in quite a while now. And as far as I know, devices capable of blocking human thought processes dont actually exist. Well, alright, I know some say that ECT would have much the same effect, but thats for moments, not a long term thing, as he seemed to be suggesting this helmet/cap thing would do to me. What I couldnt understand was why he was doing it to me, not some pretty young girl, but anyway…

Only shame was that I woke up before the process began! I know, it wouldnt have been for real, but…would have been interesting to know what it felt like at least. For someone with a robot fetish as big as mine, you’d think this might be a regular occurence in my dreams, but you’d be wrong, this was just the second time I’ve had a dream like this. Many, many years ago now, I had a dream where I was about to be turned into a robot, the electricity had just begun pulsing through me, and the alarm clock went off! Now that was annoying lol!

Its not something I deny, that I’d love one day to play out a really intense robotisation, or brainwashing scene, but I guess as I get older, its less and less likely to happen. Mind, I could jokingly say that my back, and knees are heading towards the perfect amount of stiffness for a robot anyway! I’ve had one or two vague promises to do the idea (one mentioned on this blog a while back), but they came to nothing in the end. I still hope that one day it might, but beginning to doubt it now.

Ah, the video clip. I have no idea what film this is from, who the actors are, or anything, but suspect its pretty dated, its black and white after all. Sadly the sound only kicks in halfway through the clip, so I have no idea what he is saying to her. And to a certain degree, it ends just when it gets interesting. The brainwashing helmet looks basic, but still, I wouldnt mind giving it a try. I suspect something far more exciting could be designed anyway.

Any mad scientists out there want to give the idea a try? They wouldnt need to look far for a ‘victim’ thats for sure!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifO5fNwCnxM