I play the street life

Depending on how you view the subject matter, you either have to thank, or not thank my friend, Betsy for this piece tonight. Me, its the former, and I have to say that if you are shocked by that, I’m not quite sure why you’re reading a blog like this. Well, I suppose some Facebook friends might be, but I hope not!

A story that ‘she’ stars in, in a fictional sense, has ‘her’ working as an escort. Yes, written by her friend, Heather I might add, who has previously written about turning a regular lady into an escort, and I admitted that the concept of that intrigued me. As far as I’m concerned, at my age, even if I was prepared to do that sort of work, that no one would want me at 59 anyway! And yes, I said that in a comment to Betsy this morning, which is where the whole piece started.

Yes, thats right, she disagreed with that sentiment of mine, stating that I could easily get that sort of work, if I wanted it. I’m pretty sure that most men, of any age, wanting a companion for the evening that they have to pay for, would want someone young, and pretty. Me, I definitely fail on the first front, and I know there are plenty of ladies prettier than me too! I suppose where it could work, is if there was an occasion when someone wanted an intelligent, more mature partner, for conversation, and a meal, or on an occasion when a more homely woman would fit in with the moment? Who knows? No, I doubt the opportunity for this to be anything more than a thesis would be absolutely zero. But its fun thinking about it, all the same!

If the chance arose, would I actually do it? In truth, I honestly dont know! If it was purely as a non sexual companion for an evening, for any type of event, then yes, I probably would. As they say, if you dont try anything, how do you know what its like? So yes, I think I would, though I dont think I’d charge the crazy fee that some do for that sort of work. But yes, secretly, the idea of being a ‘paid woman’ holds a secret appeal! I doubt I will get to play Marion Davies, to a William Randolph Hearst (look that up on Wikipedia, if you want to know more), but one night, as a paid courtesan might just be a lot of fun. So…?

All the same, I dont think I’ll be offering my services as a classy, mature escort anytime soon. Mind, if someone did advertise me as one (yes, I’m looking at you, Betsy, or Heather), and someone offered to take up my services, I would go! I can see the advert going up in the LA classifieds (or whatever the online equivalent might be?) now, lol! Talking of which, without paying hundreds, or thousands for my services, if anyone wants a dining companion in LA, between 18th, and 26th May, who can provide entertaining conversation, with a British accent, I might be free! Cost of a meal, doesnt have to be an expensive one, or even if the place isnt too pricey, I’ll pay my share, and all it will cost is your time. But yes, it might be fun to not eat solo, one night while there at least. Well…? 😉

OK, video time. This might be a bit naughty under the circumstances, but its a fantastic song, so…

The merging of personalities

When it comes to story writers on the EMCSA, there are a few that I seem to have a love/hate relationship with. No, not in a personal way, just the nature of their stories. There is one guy who either annoys me totally with his pieces, or I just love the stories, nothing in between. But fine, this isnt about him. This is about a female writer, who uses some most delicious methods to control people, but then has this bad habit of stepping outside my comfort zone over an issue like unnecessary humiliation usage. Her name is Heather, though it isnt the Fembotheather I’ve mentioned before, I might add.

One story of hers that intrigued me for various reasons, was this one. http://192.155.80.152/WorldsOldestProfession/index.html

No, I’ve never worked in the Worlds ‘Oldest Profession’, and nor would I want to, even if I was young enough, and pretty enough to do so. Though I guess, if needs must? Let me add that I’ve known personally a couple of ladies who have, a long time ago, and they told me that it wasnt as bad as the image might be portrayed. Fine, both of these women operated out of safe premises, not the street corners, but fine, I admired them for doing it, and thought, not for me though, thanks.
But this story is supposedly a step up on that, high class escort girls, and fine, the story did have me wondering what that type of work would actually be like? Fine, at 59, and not all that pretty, I’m not likely to find out now, but OK, it made me curious as to what it would actually be like, doing that role? Is it as glamorous as in the story? I know, not going to find an answer here, but anyway…

Her other story I read today that had me thinking, was this one. http://192.155.80.152/BecomingAmber/index.html

No, I dont think again, at my age, and with my looks, I’m likely to find out what its like to be desirable and sexy, through an alter ego like Amber. But equally, I do wonder if my latent, and currently fairly dormant acting talents developed because of that bit part Hollywood actress in my past life? So yes, it had me thinking, if I just let go, and became Clara, would my acting skills, and presumably her dancing talents shine through in me?

I know, this piece is purely fictional, but knowing she’s within me, and even if she never made it as a major star, I’m pretty sure she was more talented in that field than me. So if it was possible to just let go, and really become Clara…hmm?

Oh fine, I’d rather become a big star like Jean Harlow, but even now, that little edge in talent, that might actually get me some decent roles, fascinating to consider? But yes, I cant deny that I’d love to become Clara, on my trip to Hollywood, if only to see the city as she would, allowing for the differences in time at least.

A saucy promo, one of my stories where you could say that Clara and I did become 1? https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/576469
Go on, make us both happy, not a big price! Oh, and Jean appears twice too!

Video time. For becoming someone else, or merging personalities, one song instantly came to mind, this one

A little bit of leather

Yes, before anyone mentions it, I know, I still owe a picture of me in a latex skirt. And equally seriously, yes, it really is down to a pretty crazy work life at present which is why it hasnt got taken. Hopefully Monday or Tuesday I can find time, if things remain calm, and nothing unexpected crops up. Like another 8-12 inches of snow lol! Seriously, a first today, I didnt get to work because of the weather, combination of both buses and trains failing to perform in all honesty, for various reasons.

Unfortunately it meant I got some practice at what it must be like to compete in the Iditarod, ploughing through the snow both into, and out of town, and all in the end, for nothing. Ah well…No, I wont be entering the Iditarod though, I know that was a stroll in the park compared to what they do, and that was bad enough at my age.

But enough about that, for now at least. Yes, I know, I mentioned leather, and you dont think I mean the purse in my handbag either, do you? And you’d be right, I didnt. Blame, or thank my friend Heather, depending on how you feel on this matter. Over at the MC Garden, we have a picture thread for the delights of bikers, principally female, and ideally wearing leather. Well today, she posted a series of videos there dedicated to that matter. And seeing how good I am to my readers, I’m reposting one of them here.

I guess the fact that she’s blonde, wearing a full leather suit, and its dated helps for me, you can tell its dated by the cars in it, if nothing else. The song, well thats slightly newer, from the 70’s, but very apt. No, I havent got a leather suit like that one, but if anyone wants to get me one, I’m open to offers. But I have got a few pairs of leather trousers, and a leather skirt, and a leather look skirt, so…you get my drift? 😉 But due to balance issues, the only way you will get me on a motorbike is balanced on the back, clinging on to someone in front of me, so…mmm?

Oh, and one last snippet about the artist, Chris Spedding. This might be remembered as his biggest hit, but its far from the case. Anyone remember that legendary pop group, The Wombles? Well yes, he was one of the guitarists in that group, and often seen performing in that large furry outfit!

So enjoy the leather look here, and if someone asks nicely, maybe I can get a pic done of me in leather trousers. Or is that thought just too scary for you lol?

If you want that outfit, you need to get it for me lol!

Just in case you missed it.

I’m taking a chance here, and assuming all readers are here because of the mind control thing, and related happenings? Seriously, if you arent, how did you find this place? Alright, by Google searches judging by the stats I get from here lol!

One artist I love, and who (at the right point in time) I’d love to have the looks of, is Doris Day. Seemingly I’ve never fitted any of her songs on here, though I’ve certainly slipped a couple into my other blog, thats for sure. So whats given me the chance to put that right, or more correctly, who has given me the chance to put that right. Why, none other than Heather, and her wonderful story this week!

Its well written, utterly hilarious from start to finish, and deserves to be read by many. And judging by reviews so far, its not just me that thinks so. For those few of you not already in contact with the archive, here’s your chance.

http://www.asstr.org/~mcstories/BambeeOfTheWest/BambeeOfTheWest.html

And yes, for those of you who come here through google links for Breast growth and Bimbos, go read it too. I know you do, but you’re safe, I dont know just who you are, lol! 😉

I know, some of you will already have found it, and commented on it, but hey, I have to hedge my bets. Talking of humourous stories, I’ll give it a try as from next week too, be warned though, it is different subject matter. But for those who love Domme’s with a sense of humour… 😉

Ah, the excuse to include a Doris Day song. This might be more the original look of Bambee, but probably not.  But the thought of Calamity Jane came into my head while reading the story, so I can see a connection at least. And cracking whips might apply to my story at some point, though not as yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xmujSyxkU

 

My Sweet Louise

Its just as well that I know much of my readership here emanates from the MC Garden, because in all honesty, anyone visiting this who isnt a member there isnt going to know what I’m talking about!

Almost a year ago, the Garden came under attack from some bots, or whatever, the end result of which was some attempted password cracking to try and gain entry. In the end, the Garden won, I’m pleased to say. The thing was, I amongst a small number of people was one of those whose password they were trying to crack. Ended up having to change my name from the traditional one of Robotunit8, and thats how Stevie Nicks came into existence, a play on my own name, with dry comments relating to the far more famous pop star of that name. I didnt change the famous robot style avatar though, that at least survived, even if the name no longer truly matched it.

And yes, Kris did come up with a new avatar image for me shortly after, still with a degree of robot relation, but more fitting into the new me. And now, it might finally get used, well assuming I dont like the current one too much that is! Which, well…its growing on me already.

No, I havent finally (after nearly 54 years of life) totally outgrown the whole robotisation thing, though its fair to say that for a few years now, its been much less of a priority in my life. Still fancy doing a major transformation scene, still holds some appeal, but its not as big a thing as it used to be.

Some may have noticed in recent months a new, interesting development. Blame Fembotheather and her avatars, blame a certain OMD video, or a combination of both, but a certain amazing lady from the 20’s has began to play more of a role in my life. Hey, despite unofficially being retired from story writing, ‘she’ convinced me to write one indirectly about her! It seems to have been recieved quite well, despite some gaps between chapters, because of, you guessed it, getting time to write! If anyone hasnt worked out who that is (and I’m not sure how if you havent!), her name is Mary Louise Brooks, though many just know her as Louise, and probably only know about her because of OMD, and the Pandoras Box video. Alright, if it wasnt for Heather, and Andy McCluskey, I wouldnt know much about her either, I suspect.

So anyway, getting to the point. We had another “minor hiccup” at the Garden a few days back, and 1 or 2 decided to go into “alternate universe” mode, as some did a year ago, when name changes were more critical. I wasnt going to join in, but then, the idea of paying tribute to Louise for a short while, combined with the overdue change of an avatar, well I joined in!

So now at the Garden, for a while at least, I’m known as Merry Brooks, a neat alliteration you have to admit? And a new avvie, a lovely picture of her. To be honest, it suits perfectly, though my fringe isnt as strong as hers, and my hair is blonde, but minor points… Apart from that, it fits me so well that I’m tempted to stick with the pic (sorry Kris) even after I change the name back at some point soon.

The Forum still knows me as Robotunit8 lol, name changes arent so easily done over there. If it wasnt that I liked the avvie there still, I’d be tempted to use Kris’s there, and might yet. But that avvie there is more like a download than anything else, and that might be Louise being downloaded into my mind, I should be so lucky!

Alright, I’ll bring this marathon post to an end in the usual way, a music video. I would love to have found the original New Seekers version of this, but it wasnt to be, mainly I suspect because it was only a B side, and album track for them, and it was 40 years ago! But I found this, so…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=bdLgIemFNIY

They think its all over, it is now!

Though there is no sign of any crowd on the pitch! Mind, unless you’re Britsh, and remember 1966, you might not get that comment lol! Well, New Order, and 1990 did revive it, but all the same…

Yes, not only is the story now officially finished, its been edited to be readable by some wonderful man, and sent to Simon as well, though only after a modicum of delay, as the internet crashed here for about half an hour or so. Alright, I cheated, I went and got my wireless pointer device and sent it off, but…all good fun!

As some may had noticed, it had been a while since I’d written much, certainly anything longer than a 1 chapter short story, thats for sure. Though none of the 3 chapters are that long, its nearly 10K as a whole, and thats definitely been a long while since that happened. The main pleasant surprise was that the actual writing process actually was a pleasure. Whether that was because I was writing something fresh, and with a great inspiration, or whether it was simply a case of taking the time factor out of it, and the words flowed. Either way, the only frustration I had was finding time to get the words down, not trying to find any to put down.

So yes, I got something out of it that I hadnt felt for a while towards the end of my regular writing, a pleasure in writing a story. There were a couple that had made me feel that way, though ironically neither are on the Archive for various reasons. But in terms of general MC writing, I’d hit a major rut!

I’m not saying when I will write again, though that will be more down to time than desire, its fair to say, but it will happen at some point, I enjoyed doing it again, not a task that had to be done.

I did think about letting you all hear a ‘certain lady’ talking, but hey, if you want to do that, its not hard to find on You Tube. There is an interesting interview in 4 parts on there, but also a section from a talking movie, where it is actually Louise talking, which thanks to Heather, was how I found out how Margaret, sorry, Louise actually spoke in the first place.

But no, lets go with a pop video, hopefully some will spot the connection here at least, I’m sure James, and probably Heather will, if no one else does.

No Garfunkel here, just Simon, a track from the Graceland LP, one of the greats of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLsDxvAErTU

I am I said

One of the long running jokes about my stories is how often ‘I’ seemed to appear in them. Yes, its amazing just how many Stephanie’s, or Louise’s appeared in the bulk of my works. Yes, it was deliberate, as most know, the stories were my fantasies, so I thought I might as well enjoy them. There are a few Steve stories as well from early on, when I needed a male character, just as much me in all honesty. Mind, 95% of the time she was young, if not necessarily pretty, I sort of worked out readers were going to be more interested in a twenty something being mc’d, than a forty something somehow lol!

Ironically my current story has neither name in sight, even if a certain Louise is the inspiration for one character, but it isnt me! Think most readers might be able to work out who she is somehow from previous blogs, if nothing else.

But what brought this post to life was the latest example of the nicest form of fanfic, ‘me’ appearing in someone elses story! It might only have been a one line performance, but when Heather includes you in a story, its a flattering thing.  There have been a few before now, 2 that immediately come to mind are Geo, and A Sinister Bent, both of whom wrote their pieces despite really only knowing me through my stories and the Forum. Both did very good jobs of it though, I must say. Someone I know a bit better called MCGuy seems to have featured me a few times in different roles, including that famous lengthy tome, The Jilliad which is very sweet of him indeed. If I’ve missed others, I’m sorry, but its hard to remember all of you over so many years of reading and writing.

Lets also admit that a good number of my characters were based on real life people that I knew as well, and ‘Louise’ in the latest story isnt the only one I know who I based a character on either!

The song, as so often, the title of the thread is the giveaway there. Yes, its a very young looking Neil Diamond, one of his earlier hits, filmed back in 1971. Hope some at least will enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wYpVy9W29M