Pump it up!

One of those strange fantasies that I have, that theoretically at least is possible, is forced lactation. Yes, I know, have a baby (too old now anyway), let him suckle, and you will produce milk. Thing is, thats not the way my kink plays out! No, what I fancy is being milked by a machine, just like a cow. Literally ideally, though given my physical health, it might be easier if my ‘udders’ could be connected up to said milking machine while being sat up, rather than having to do it on hands and knees. Even with padding, I’m not sure how long my knees would take being in that position anyway.

The big snag with the concept, is the fact that milking machines are designed for cow udders, and the human nipple is a lot smaller, to put it mildly! I guess putting the whole breast in a milking cup might work, though how efficient that would be at producing milk, I have no idea? Maybe someone would like to tell me. Having my nipples, err, modified to fit into those milking machines might be an interesting experience lol! But yes, I’d love it!

This is the one fantasy of mine that I have no idea where it originated from, honest. Hey, I’ve never even seen a cow milked other than on film/TV! But all the same, the idea, of being pumped, and producing milk, yes, it appeals greatly. There are various drugs/herbs that can be used to induce milk, but I have no idea how effective they are, but I’d love to find out! Probably only once, probably not for too long, but all the same…

Whether I would also produce, err, cream, might be another issue!

But if anyone wants to give me the chance, or I guess, adapt one of the more standard human milking machines, to produce the more powerful suction effect, then let me know, I’d love to get connected up, and see if I could produce any milk. And fine, if I can’t, we can always try for a while at least lol! 😉

Christmas present, oh, I wouldnt say no!

The video, its in the title!

A little bit of life, and a guest blogger

OK, firstly the boring bit, its now official, I’m out of a job. I know, I packed up over 4 weeks ago, but the payment of my notice period has now come to an end, so as I havent yet found a new job, I went and signed on to get unemployment benefits today. Yes, I knew it wouldnt be easy, especially at my age, but even so…I was hoping it wouldnt come to this, but the deed has now been done.

Officially, I have 13 weeks in which I only ‘have’ to look for job options in my fields of experience (which pretty much means call centres/customer service nowadays), but after that, I have to look at all reasonable options. Luckily for some, that doesnt include working in the escort field, so men are safe from my charms lol!

Equally (but perhaps sadly), it does mean they wont send me off to turn me into a mindless, obedient robot just yet either. Ah well, cant have everything, I guess? 😉 Fingers crossed that I will find something long before the end of July anyway.

But if anyone wants to make an old lady happy, with a nice, decent job offer, then feel free to do so. Equally, if anyone wants me to be their Marion Davies, while they play my William Hearst (check Google, if you dont know), then feel free to say so!

If anyone seriously knows how to turn me into a robot, send messages urgently! 🙂

Oh, tomorrow, you get a guest blogger on here. Well, strictly I will be posting it (on both boards), but on behalf of a stunning blonde, who died a few years ago. The answer to this mystery, you’ll find out tomorrow! Lets just say, this video involves a very cryptic clue! 😉