Anyone fancy giving me a role like this?

Firstly, let me say, I never heard back about the bride advert role, before anyone asks. No, I’m not surprised, given my age, compared to the desired age range, and I’m pretty sure the fact I’m not resident in North America, and therefore would include extra travel, and work paperwork, probably played a part in that, but who knows? I also got asked this week if I was interested in a gentle break back into acting, in the New York State/New England area, but they needed me to have a working visa, or green card, which I havent, so not going to happen. No point in applying, even if I had the money to do so, because I gather thats the issue for the UK actress originally offered the role. Yes, they want a Brit, but unfortunately, US Immigration arent seemingly as thrilled by the idea, at least not in releasing paperwork required quickly! Such is life, as that would be amazing, but I havent got the money for the visa, even if everything else could be done in time. I know, just wanted you to know that my talents skills seem to be in demand at present, even if no work, and decent wages are going to come out of it, shame! I only reminded my agency I existed when I sent them some new pics for a diversity talent workshop in LA today!

So, OK, fine, if Progressive ever make ads like this, I might get a visa, by hook, or by crook, but for now…

This morning, over at Fembot Central, someone provided links to a couple of amusing pictures. By changing the name of said insurance company to Regressive, I assume they can get around the rules? I’m only providing links, not images, just in case! Given that I could see these without being logged in, I assume others can too?

http://kyo-domesticfucker.deviantart.com/art/Flobot-Tf-500366820
http://kyo-domesticfucker.deviantart.com/art/Flo-and-Flobot-turning-to-a-girl-into-a-Flobot-457735035

Yes, fine, I wouldnt look anywhere near as concerned by the prospect of this being done to me, as the lady seems to be in Image 2! A little bit of hunting found 2 more similar pictures, that all seem to be part of the process, and fine, the first one of this pair, I would love done to me!

http://crash2014.deviantart.com/art/Flobot-3-554676022
http://crash2014.deviantart.com/art/Flobot-4-554676439

Yes, looking like, and thinking as little as I suspect the bot in the last image does, pure heaven!

As I say, thats an ad I’d love to make, though I doubt very much Progressive would see that as suitable for their market lol! But fine, if anyone wants me to act this out, or do it to me for real, yes please!

The video. Let me say I know nothing about this group, but given their name, it seemed far too apt for this blog. Lets just say that the song they’re covering, I’m old enough to remember the original!

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