Das Robotermodell

That will probably get a few dashing to Google Translate, or whichever Translate engine you wish, though seriously, its not that hard to work out, is it?

Given that you cant wear anything metal within a MRI scanner, even zips, I’ve started to try and work out what I can actually wear for the scan, as my slacks all tended to have a buckle on them, even if the slacks are elasticated waists. Most of my skirts have got a metal zip on them too. So I’m sort of coming down to a summer dress, or one of my strapless ones to get over the issue.

But I must admit, the one amusing idea that has crossed my mind, though I suspect its now too late to get one, would be to have it done wearing a silver spandex bodysuit, including ideally a hood. Seriously, can you imagine the fit of giggles I could have, sliding into the MRI chamber wearing that? Even if I had to do it, under a summer dress, for sake of demureness? As I say, not sure I could even get one in time, especially given we’ve now hit the weekend, though that seems to count for less, nowadays. I have actually got the old one (no hood), which if I wore it under said dress, well…? Yes, I have got a hood, but I believe its glittery, so no go, sadly.

I suppose its struck me that said MRI chamber is about as close as I’m likely to get to a robot processing moment in my life now, lets face it. No, I probably wont, but I’m not saying I wont, especially with a full body suit, including hood, could I resist, probably not? What me, strip down to the spandex suit only, before getting in the chamber, well…? I suspect the zip on the commercial ones are probably metal, anyway. And no, I’m not going to find a velcro seal one, in a week, am I?

Right, the video. Kraftwerk, and the vocals are definitely live, though pretty sure the music isnt. Oh, and the German version of the song too, as the blog title might have given away

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Put a controlling collar on her?

OK, before any feminists have a hissy fit, the same effect would work with men, and I’m only suggesting the idea for submissive women who would enjoy it, like me, so hush, OK?

On one of the Mind Control Forums I inhabit, as a writer, and reviewer of such stories, we also have one board for those who sell their wares, both in a written sense, and in a movie sense. In truth, even if I wasnt far too old (30-40 years or so), given that most involve the ladies wearing very little clothing (or less), I’m not sure I would feel like doing that thing, even if I got the chance. I enjoy performing, dont get me wrong, but I havent (or ever had) the body to do that sort of stuff anyway. Though I suppose being hypnotised to do that sort of stuff might be fine. Yes, you cant do what you dont want to under hypnosis, other than in fiction, but anyway…

What someone suggested as an idea, was a hypno-collar, worn by a woman (hey, most sales are to men), and I said that would be a fun idea, if done for real. So he asked me if I would, if it was for real, and of course I said yes, darlings! Oh please, no contest! I did comment I would prefer a more technological form of control, but if all that was on offer was a collar that controlled me by hypnosis, of course I’d wear it! If it did its job, I’m sure I’d be like a robot anyway! No, I havent been back yet to see if he’s willing to provide me with one, for real, lol.

But yes, guilty, controlled by a collar I was wearing, or by a headset, I’d love it! Even more so if it came with a metallic silver bodysuit! I know, I’m weird, but I’d love it, for sure, released eventually, or not! 😉

Right, just to let you know, as I will be doing on the other blog too. I’m off the next week (20th is next day I’m working), and with Blackpool, schedule might get a bit erratic during that period. You might get more (if events need it), or, at the end of the week, you might miss out on them too. But tomorrow, and maybe the next 2 days, you suggest suitable material, I’ll write about it, with the obvious exclusion of UK related politics at least! No, I dont expect any suggestions, but…?

OK, video time. You know those songs you shouldnt love, but do? Yes, this is definitely one for me, only amazed I havent used it previously. Oh, those glittery silver dresses, in an adult woman size, pretty please…

Dreaming in your sleep

Fine, I’ll also post this picture here, because Betsy would never forgive me if I didnt give her the chance to comment on this as the perfect bed for me. Due thanks again to Stacie (used on other blog) for putting this image on my timeline, and inspiring me.

silver bedroom

Yes, regardless of how much this would make the perfect room for a robot (and I’d love it, or a whole apartment similarly styled), the thing here tonight, is the bed. Yes, I really should have a new one (you dont want to know how old mine is!), but I cant afford one, especially one like that, and besides which, the challenge of getting it upstairs, and my old one down again, doesnt bare thinking about!

Oh, and if anyone is feeling generous, I really only need a single robot bed, believe me! And how could I sleep in that in anything less than a metallic silver bodysuit, lol? So I might need at least a couple of them as well… 😉

Anyway, for whatever reason known to itself, this bed, and said bodysuit, with me in it, featured in my dreams overnight. Sadly, as far as I can tell, I was only doing the robot look, not an actual robot, but it amused me, when I woke up (bathroom call) shortly after, and ‘clicked’ as I got out of bed. Sadly that was down to damaged joints, and not a robotic body, I can only wish!

I wonder what it would be like to sleep in a bed like that? It looks quite slippery (in the sense of movement momentum), even more so if you’re in a matching metallic bodysuit, but fine, I’d love to find out, if anyone wants to let me try…? Or if you just want to buy me a metallic silver bodysuit for my birthday next week? 😉 Or that bed…? Doubt that, but the bodysuit would be cheaper!

Yes, I have some weird dreams, dont I?

OK, video time. I did think Crystal Gayle, but then I found this, and lets face it, the women seem more under the influence of mind control, or are robot/mannequins in this, so lets go with this instead

Working in the tech race?

Back when I was job hunting, one of the places I signed up to, was something called LinkedIn. Supposedly a good place to get yourself known to potential employers, and maybe it is for US folk, but the percentage of British people on there, is pretty minimal. Anyway, regardless, it played no part in me ever finding an interview, or potential job, but for some reason, unlike the employment agencies, I never dropped it once I was back in work.

One thing that happens from them, every Tuesday, is what I guess you could call the employment industry equivalent of the news headlines, and I still get all those emails. In truth, over the years, I’ve read numerous interesting articles because of this decision, and even made some comments over the years as well, which have got my profile looked at by numerous US folk, but obviously, no job offers! Too many immigration issues to offer an English woman a job, lol!

The obvious issue that seems to be coming up more of late, is that of AI taking the jobs of workers. Not so awful for those of us 5 years (or more likely less, given state of my spine) from retirement, but for the young workers of today, a pretty major issue. I’m not quite sure how AI, and robotics could do my job at present, too many decisions that have to be made, depending on the nature of the call, but I’m sure it will come in time. In truth, if some computer system can do my job, let me retire gracefully on disability issues, I’d be thrilled. But yes, I’m 61 next month, not 21, so a lot less to lose!

Oh fine, equally, if someone wants to come up with an AI interfacing body suit, ideally in metallic silver, that just needs my mind to make it function, but cuts out all my physical pains, then bring it on, I’ll wear it with pleasure. Fine, as a robot fetishist, I’d love it even more, but in truth, the lack of pain issue would sell it to me, regardless. So, if anyone has one of those, that they just need a willing human guinea pig to be fully interfaced with, contact me urgently, please! Even more so if it can turn me into a brilliant dancer in 4 weeks time, lol, though open to all offers now.

No, I wont expect to get crushed in the rush of offers, lol! I only wish I would!

OK, video time. One of the lesser known hits from the Specials, from the 80’s, hope you enjoy.

And so this is December

I bet everyone thinks they know the video already, and you’re wrong! 😛

To be fair, it is only 3 weeks to Christmas, and I guess Eric did at least wait until December to do it, but yes, the Christmas Decorations went up here today. To also be fair, a house just down the road from us had done theirs between Thursday (previous day I’d been out after dark), and last night, and their display wouldnt look out of place in Leicester Square, or on Broadway! Excessive, absolutely!

I know, I’m an old grump, but I remember the days (yes, I really am that old) when the tree, and lights would only go up a week, or less before the big event. Well, in our hot ouse they did, anyway! Me, when I lived on my own, no tree, beyond a tiny, token one on the table, and I mean a few inches high at most. I know, but no children, no family, no bother, lol!

Here, I can live with it, but dont tell Eric I said that, lol, as he never reads these, he will never know otherwise.

One thing I havent done in years, is the office politics of who you give Christmas cards to, and who you dont. I take the easy option, I just dont do any! Given there are few others I’d need to get a card for, that saves me a lot of time! But no, I’m not quite Scrooge material just yet, I will do my bit, but only as much as I have to, lol!

Oh fine, I’ll enjoy the break from work at Christmas, to ease the poor damaged back, but all the hype, I can happily live without. Did someone mention humbug? 😉 Oh fine, if Santa wants to bring me a full body bodysuit (I need to be able to see, beyond that the more cover the better), ideally thermal, though heated would be nicer, I might get more in the Christmas spirit, but until then…

Or a flying saucer, so that I dont have to rely on public transport, maybe? Yes, I would love a good alien suit if someone gets me that, but I’m sure I could find one for myself…? 😉

OK, fine, the video. No, not John Lennon, but Brenda Lee. Well, strictly, one of the cats is more into sleeping around the Christmas Tree, but close enough?

But baby, its cold out there!

If anyone should happen to be thinking, I wonder what Harlean would really love for Christmas, I’m happy to give you an idea, assuming such a thing exists. Oh fine, a fully interfacing robot suit would be sheer heaven, but might be a shade expensive, even if it existed, so I might have to pass on that. But if anyone has one going spare…?

Its fair to say I’ve been lucky this summer, in that most of the time the weather has been warm (or hot), and reasonably dry, most of the time. This is because, the 3 things my back really hates, are cold weather (anything much below 50 issues start, and get much worse below 40), high winds, and rain, as they make the fracture in my back feel far more painful.

So, what I was thinking, if such a thing exists, is that wouldnt it be handy if I had a thermal (heated as well would be nice) full bodysuit that I could use during the winter. Oh fine, I probably need 2 or 3 to get me through a working week, but even 1 would be a help. Does such a thing even exist? I know, you can get vest things, and leggings, but I really need to be able to keep the cold out everywhere! I know, if it came in silver, would be heaven, but in truth, any color would do, my back wouldnt care!

Does something like this exist, or is there anything even vaguely close to this that exists? If so, please let me know. Equally, if someone fancies designing one, also, let me know! Because yes, the warmer my back is, at all times, the better! In practice, I cant (and I’m sure most buying presents for me) afford anything at too crazy a price, but if it clears a lot of my back pain, it may still be worth it?

But yes, if someone wants to supply, or buy for me, so much the better!

OK, video time. Fine, I have no idea why I havent used this before? It has a 20’s feel to it, including the most gorgeous flapper dress (would love the adult, size 16 UK version of this), and one of the most wonderful singers of this era too. And yes, just perfect for this blog!

 

To let me step out?

OK, firstly, to annoy all my US followers (or a few of them at least), let me just follow up on the last blog, by mentioning Europe’s narrow (ha ha) win over the US in the Ryder Cup by 17.5 to 10.5 points! 😛 Got it wrong, but thrilled to do so!

Right, to the meaningful stuff. Yesterday was just one of those days when everything that could go wrong during the day, did go wrong. Weather, work, public transport, and some idiot that nearly accidentally knocked me over…Yeah, you name it, it happened! So as you can guess, my back reacted accordingly, and at one point yesterday, on a pain scale of 1 to 10, my back was about 25! Thankfully, rest, and numerous painkillers (more than normal for a non working day today), and its probably down to about a 6 or 7. As to work tomorrow, I’ll see how it is in the morning.

In truth, the thing that created the issue, was the weather. The others just added to it, but…it was cold, and frosty yesterday morning when I went out. Might be expected at end of September in Svalbard, but not the UK, lol. As you can imagine, fractured spines, and very cold weather arent good friends!

So fine, I guess tonights blog from here, is most suited for scientists, and fashion designers, I suppose? What I ideally need is a full body suit (given I also have arthritis, and knee issues), that supports the whole body, especially the spine, while at the same time, not being so stiff that I can walk in reasonable comfort. Would be lovely if it could be worn as under clothes item, as catching a bus, in Yorkshire, wearing something that looks weird, and fetish, probably wouldnt work, lol. It also needs to be something that self cleans, or that I can have a few of, as I will need something like this throughout the winter.

I mean, if someone wants to come up with something a bit more kinky, for wearing at home at least, feel free to design, and suggest away. 😉 If so, metallic silver look might be fun!

Oh, and if some ‘mad scientist’ wants to design something that actually interfaces with my busted spine, oh please do! Yes, full interface, and more, just bring it on, I’d love it!

Yes, practically, I do have a budget, so designing 6 suits, at about £100K a piece, isnt going to work, unless I’m the guinea pig testing them for free! But equally, for a pain free life, I’ll listen to offers, and costs.

So yeah, if you, or someone you know might fancy this as a challenge, pass my details on, or theirs to me, just saying…

But yes, if life gets much more crazy, I need something, or I’ll have to start looking at disability benefits, and I’d rather have something fun to wear, than that. Of course, disabled benefits, and something fun to wear, hmm?

Right, video time. No, not Joe Jackson, someone more my era, Betty Grable! No, not when she was young, but still stepping out with a fine pair of pins!

PS, I have a friend in Hollywood, by the name of April, who’s the spitting image of young Betty. So if she wants to know how she’ll look in about 30 years time, lol…?