Of course I’m a natural blonde, lol!

Yes, I only wish! But at least for a few weeks now, I might look like one! Thats right, the time was fine, the money was there, so I got my hair colored again today, long after it needed doing, but hey, fitting it in before now was complex! I must be the only person who wishes her hair would go grey, so that the cover up wasnt quite so critical! Ah well, cant have everything lol!

No, unlike Jean Harlow, I’m not a natural blonde. Just the opposite in fact, my natural hair color is quite dark, unfortunately, and sadly, still is at 58! I know, most would be proud of that, but me…Now, if only permanent hair coloring really was permanent, I could save a fortune. Let me add that Jean wasnt a natural platinum blonde, that was colored too. But she was a golden blonde, naturally, that just wasnt enough to stand out from the crowd though!

My only letdown today, I wasnt put under the hair drier at any point, and ‘brainwashed’. I know, not really, but at least when I’m under there, I can dream, but…never had that chance today! She has actually got one dryer that seriously looks like a brainwashing machine, but I’ve never been under it yet, so have no idea. It might be one of those things that looks better from the outside, as a concept, than actually sat under it, who knows?

But fine, I’m going to enjoy those few glorious weeks, where I look like a natural blonde as much as I can! Next trick, remove most of my hair, apart from that on top of my head, sometime soon! Yes, a nice (ha ha) waxing session all over! Most will be fine, but getting under my arms done, eek!

OK, the video moment. I must have noticed blondes by then, as I was 13 when she first became a star, but if I could blame anyone for being the first person to make me think I wanted to be blonde too, then Sally Carr, of Middle Of The Road would be a major culprit! Yes, Agnetha, from Abba added to the cause, but it was actually not until about 40 years after Sally that I first went blonde. I know, I love it now!

Firstly, as she was back in the early seventies. Yes, I know the outfits are dreadful (audience, and group), but it was the 70’s, and they were the trend then. Oh, I love her boots here too.

This is a more recent live version, and is genuinely live, for once, with them. Still got it, clearly!

Looks like I’ve been upgraded!

Oh believe me, I wish that was for real! Mind, if anyone out there reading this is saying, it can be easily done, or even trickily done, then yes please, I’d love it to happen! Feel free to shout, if you can!

So, tell a short story, last weekend, I decided I hadnt done any selfies in quite a while, so thought I’d give it a go. I did do a few at Christmas, but they werent great, so that means the last decent ones were in Hollywood, last October. This time though, I decided to have a bit of fun, and play up the whole robot look, while doing it.

Fine, I got a silver dress out, that I havent worn in a very long time, if ever, given its length, as its the perfect silver metallic look. Fine, for a robot, it needs sleeves, and in truth, it needs to be longer, at my age, given its definitely mini length, well above the knees! So fine, discretion, especially given the state of my knees, I put on a pair of silver leggings as well. The end result, this

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

As I say, too much flesh showing, but given I dont have a long pair of silver gloves, not a lot I could do. But fine, there was one bit of flesh that I could cover up for sure, my face. So tracking down my Cyberman helmet, and attempting to take pictures with limited visibility, I took these

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

Or for those who prefer a close up

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

Sadly, when I took the helmet off, I discovered I was still human underneath it, ah well…

Yes, it would be a lot easier if someone else was taking the photos, especially while wearing the helmet, as you really cant see a lot, wearing that, so if anyone wants to take a few for me like that (I have no funds to pay for lots of expensive photos) for whatever reason, then again, shout.

Or ideally, if someone wants to genuinely turn me into a robot, oh please do!

Right, the video. A tribute to the most famous robot ever, just maybe? Yes, fine, maybe I should have gone with the original, Debbie isnt as strong a singer as she used to be, sadly. Hardly surprising, at her age, but anyway, who am I to talk?

A full set of blondes

I could have told you about an interesting little project that I might be getting involved in, but lets leave that for later in the week!

So yes, lets have a blog full of blondes, including me!

Firstly, one of my favorite actresses/singers of all time, celebrated her birthday yesterday. If you believe some figures, she was 92, if you believe others, she was 94! Yes, Doris Day, movie star, singer, and well known animal lover reached a landmark again yesterday. And just think, but for a car crash, she may well have stuck to dancing, never been a singer, and without that, never a movie star…Yes, its amazing what fate can hold for some. Whichever birthday it was, I hope you had a good one, Doris.

Second one is me. Yes, being honest, I’ll be properly blonde again, after tomorrow. In an ideal world, I’d have had it colored about a month ago, when the dark hair began to show through too much. Understandably, due to the lack of money, I tried to put it off. But yes, fine, last week, it annoyed me too much, so as I can scrape the money together, its getting done! So yes, it will be back to a more Harlowesque sheen, and style, from tomorrow lunchtime on! I wish someone would create a color that made you genuinely permanently that color! It wouldnt be so bad if my hair went grey, a little (I’m in my late 50’s, after all), but no such luck.

Third one is Jean. Yes, she had a few quirks, which basically comes down to no nightwear, no bras, and no knickers. The first 2 I cant replicate, because of health issues with the former, and the size of my boobs in the second. The last one, well, I thought it sounded weird, until I tried it. Yes, like Jean, I discovered that my bits quite enjoyed being able to breathe. I only do it indoors, sometimes, never outdoors, mainly because its not as warm here as California!

Lastly, Blondie, aka Debbie Harry. No, nothing sensational about her, just a convenient video of her, at the David Bowie tribute concert.

The next step of enhancing the Harlow look

Its fair to say that there are a number of things that Jean Harlow is said to have done, that I wont be following up on. For one, she’s supposed not to have ever worried about wearing a bra, but its fair to say her assets were a bit smaller than mine! Hardly surprising, she was 5′ 1″ and weighed about 110 lbs, so her boobs were hardly likely to be massive, lets face it. Had to be a good reason she was called ‘Baby’ lol. Me, I’m 5’11” and about 160!

Another strange thing to a modern woman like me, she never wore panties/knickers! Supposedly she liked to allow her ‘bits’ to breathe, though others have suggested it might also have been so that a man, and his cock could always get easy access, she certainly was no angel, from what I’ve read! Rumours abound of a couple of abortions, but as the certainty of facts on that is shadowy, lets not go into it. I have no plans to have sex, and am too old to get pregnant anyway, even if I wanted to, which I dont! Oh, and seemingly, she drunk a lot more than me too, though thats not hard!

Also, having seen childhood pictures of her, seemingly she was blonde, but not the bright, platinum blonde that she was famed for. That was supposedly created using bleach, a route I have no desire to go down. Of course, her hair eventually (supposedly) paid the price for that, as she was supposedly getting it done most weeks, though of course the kidney failure she was suffering would also have led to hair loss too.

Now, what I am prepared to do to enhance the look. As I mentioned recently, I’ve had my eyebrows arched a bit more, a la Harlow, though mine are still natural (what’s left of them), and not just a pencil line! I’m not sure anyone has even noticed, but anyway…

Oh, and the hair. Yes, I am getting it coloured blonde, though probably not as bright as Jean’s used to be. Though even if I did, modern colouring methods are far safer than the ones used back then! But no, I’m thinking a softer blonde, though my hairdresser might think otherwise. Yes, its being done next Thursday, and definitely 30’s style, something my fringe will be grateful for at least! Which hopefully means a few curls, so yes, I need to look for a curling tong, wave brush or the like, very soon! Oh, and I have to get used to longer hair, seen nothing less than shoulder length from that decade!

I will try, though no promises are made, to get a photo done, post hair styling for you. Hopefully it will only be the colour picture that makes you believe it wasnt taken in the 1930’s, but I wont hold my breath on that.

The video, another famous blonde

Oh, and a couple more things. I am now on Twitter, for those of you so inclined to follow me there. Tag (I think thats the term?) is @Harleanlook , and no prizes for working out where that comes from.

Lastly for tonight, the reason I signed up at Twitter, is an almost certainly vain attempt to become the senior (over 45) face of Coco, with the people I had the photo shoot with last summer, those wonderful folk at Cocoture. So if you want to boost me a little, go to https://www.facebook.com/Finestportraits?sk=app_451684954848385&brandloc=DISABLE&app_data=dlt-1 and vote for the Jean Harlow lookalike blonde, or me, at least. I’m the one in red, and the Harlow comment is also a giveaway. I dont expect to win, but a decent show would be nice

Still blonde, but having crazy moments

Yes, for those who put their money on staying blonde, go collect your winnings. Mind, the price would have been so short, you wouldnt have got rich on it lol! But let me say here and now, next time around, its being changed. I would say dark, a la Brooksie, and indeed most other young flappers, but my hairdresser tossed another idea at me today, so…good job I’ve got a bit of thinking time! Go brown, maybe with red highlights, hmm…one thing is certain though, it wont be blonde! Yes, my hair naturally is fairly dark, not black, but heading that way. So, quite literally going back to my roots, in that case lol! Probably keep the bob the current length though, wouldnt want to be too boyish looking, despite the boobs!

Oh, the crazy moment? Well, as I mentioned a while back, I won a competition at Christmas, earning lots of free money, in terms of points in the company ‘My Choices’ scheme at least. Snag, most sites you pay by card, and they return the money to your bank account. Fine if you have credit, or debit cards, but me…! One blessing, Amazon, you can buy vouchers with the points directly, so £100 went that way. And up to today, I hadnt spent a penny! Today I made up for that! Several tops, a few dresses, and some nice chocolate later, most of that money is gone! 🙂 Mind, I can soon top it up with another £75, if I feel so inclined, but might rest on my laurels for a while. No, that was all sensible purchases, but…

I’ve managed to sell 4 links for the film, so I had a bit of money in my Paypal account, which was nice. So I duly made my donation to the Lance Mackey medical fund, and then checked out Ebay. What did I see, a long(ish) midi length dress, of the type termed leather look…in silver/grey…for £4.99! You’re right, I couldnt resist, though I’m not sure when I wear it, but I know it will be fun doing so…sometime!

But yes, me buying midi length leather look dresses, I must be crazy, so this video seems apt

I Never Promised You A (Rose) Garden

So apologies to all the Admins and others trying to fix the problem at present, but I couldnt resist the chance to do this.

Yes, no one ever promised us a Garden, even an MC one, just as well because something seems to have gone wrong with it at present. What I do know is that I hope it can be fixed soon, because I’m definitely missing it tonight. So alright, it means I’ve got some blogging done, but even so…not the same for me without it. 😦

And of course, some might spot the Rose significance at the Garden as well lol! Forum members, and other visitors just wont have a clue though!

Its funny, I know a ‘robot’ should have a routine, and I certainly have mine, and it includes visits to both MC Forums of an evening after work. And tonight, 50% of that just gets a funny message, which means nothing to a non computer expert like me. As I’ve jokingly said before, I want the computer to control me, not the other way around! And yes, I am totally blonde when it comes to computers, and the workings thereof, and I dont deny it!

I dont know how long its been down, it was working fine at 6 am this morning, my time, more than I probably was at that point! Got home tonight, and aargh, where’s it gone? I hope things are back to normal by the morning, because like an MC victim, I really do need my fix lol!

I did think of a couple of other songs as tributes, We Love You by OMD, one of the various versions of Windmills Of Your Mind (read the lyrics!), but I plumped for this in the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKwgY7BUUPo

I beg your pardon, hope we soon get back our ‘Rose’ Garden

xxx

‘Cause I’m a blonde

Silliness blog alert…

Well alright, only because its coloured that way, but anyway… Snag is, in terms of volume, and in terms of hair at the front, its as thin as the naturalness of me being a blonde. Well alright, not quite that thin, but as a couple know, it wouldnt qualify as Dolly Parton type volume lol. Alright, nowadays some of her’s is a wig, but… what, surely you knew? 😉 I’m not as big as Dolly is naturally somewhere else, but thats beside the point!

Yes, you can cheat. If I wanted a pair like Dolly, I could use enhancers. I could also have cosmetic surgery, but thats expensive, and rarely looks natural anyway! I might actually use enhancers sometimes, but not that often in public. You can also cheat on the hair. If you can get, and afford a really good wig (and Dolly clearly can), then you can go down that route. But the more modern thing (and even at my age I can try to be modern) is to give hair extensions a try.

No, I’m not going for the Rapunzel look, with hair halfway down my back and all that, though I suspect it might end up longer than now all the same. Hopefully it will give me more volume on top (needed, especially for social events at this time of year), and hopefully I can get more of a natural looking, and longer fringe than at present. How well it all works out, ask me after Tuesday! I’d love for it all to work out so well that I can go for a long bobbed look, but that might be a step too far I suspect?

The other option would have been to book in at a hair salon in Chrystal Heights, but the snag is, the only place I can find that is in some wonderful fiction lol! Mind, if I did, I’d probably have the Dolly Parton type boobs thrown in as part of the deal, wanted or not! As some know, I have a wonderful lady who looks after my nails (with colour), my face (with facials), and my back and knees (poor things) with plenty of massages. She is also quite a wonder with make up, which will be handy on Thursday too. No, I dont do it myself, well hardly ever, mainly because I have a slight tremor in my hands, so doing anything delicate is a bit too much of a tricky operation for me. So when an important event comes round, she gets the call. As is my current thing, I mentioned a 20’s look (cant think why…) but how practical it is, will have to wait and see, have left the details in her very capable hands. A blonde version of LB would be wonderful, but making me look that good would either need a miracle, or a Chrystal Heights type transformation lol.

Oh, the video, you really want one? 😉 I think the title of this gives it away really. So, here is Julie Brown, from Earth Girls Are Easy, this is your moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k