Now, if my surgery was being done like this?

I might be a lot keener to have it done! A clue to what I mean by that?

knee-surgery

Thanks go to ‘Legion’ for finding that picture, and posting it somewhere I would see it, has to be said. I know his real name, but for here, that will do.

Yes, there might be one or two here that know, but I suspect dont, that in terms of healthy joints, my body would fail most tests! My wrists, and fingers are riddled with arthritis (not too severely, thankfully), and my knees are a total surgical mess, with little, or no cartilage in either knee, if we are being truthful. No great details, beyond an accident as a child, but the pain is getting worse, as I get older, and I am now. So yes, a new robot body would be handy in more senses than one.

In truth, I’m already suspecting that next year, I’ll have to get at least one, if not both knee joints replaced, but I’ve been putting it off as long as possible. Yes, the pain, and general discomfort around the op doesnt thrill me, along with the time I would need off, having just got a job, but anyway, it will have to be done I suspect, especially the right knee, but as things stand, it wont be before October, as I have a work probation, and 2 holidays planned before then, and nothing is getting in the way of those!

But yes, fine, if it was all going to be done like in that picture, I might be a whole lot keener on the idea, to put it mildly! I know, I know, if only…Yes, I’d get all my joints sorted out if that was the option! 😀 If anyone can arrange that, as a Christmas present…?

Oh, yes, its Christmas! Actually got a week off this year, the longest break I’ve had while working, in a very long time! Finished last night, and dont go back until next Thursday. Then 2 days in, then 4 more off for New Year, wow! One of those is my day off for the week, but even so…

So yes, I got driven home for Christmas last night, even if it was only a bus driver, who couldnt get to Huddersfield quickly enough for me to get my perfect connection home, but I survived. Yes, thats a clue to tonights video, one of those Christmas songs that gets less attention than some. And being a Chris Rea fan…

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Mind beating time, like clockwork

Yes, given how popular the more mind control stuff seems to be with readers, I suppose I might as well take this chance to mention something that came up yesterday, over at Fembot Central.

As is my norm, on work days, I try to at least get through all my main sites before I head off to work. Well, not strictly all, as beyond a few favorite groups, I dont tend to do a lot on Facebook, beyond checking on anyone that it tells me has commented on one of my threads, or has mentioned me, or, well, you get my drift, I dont trawl through everything on work days. Weekends, or more specifically, days off, I still do, but when working, I really havent got the time.

So yes, when I saw this headline on a thread on Fembot Central yesterday, it caught my eye, to put it mildly!

An idea for actual conversion, looking for willing subjects!

Yes, I know, I’d hate the idea, not! If you want more details, then go to http://www.fembotcentral.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13494 as he would dearly love to know how practical, and possible his concepts are, so if you can help him, feel free to do so. Yes, fine, I’m definitely hoping to be one of the prototypes for this, absolutely! If you dont want to sign up to FC, well, his Skype address is there, and even I have Skype, so…

I know, it wont strictly turn me into a robot, but being realistic, under current technology, and stuff, its about as good an offer as I’m likely to get, at my age, viability wise. Equally, I’m practical, knowing my luck, it wont come to anything, but hey, it gives me something to dream about happening to me, for sure! And maybe, just maybe, I might yet get to become a robot, albeit an organically based one!

Oh please let it happen!

Right, video, massive clue in the blog title. I know, never do anything like that, lol!

Anyone fancy giving me a role like this?

Firstly, let me say, I never heard back about the bride advert role, before anyone asks. No, I’m not surprised, given my age, compared to the desired age range, and I’m pretty sure the fact I’m not resident in North America, and therefore would include extra travel, and work paperwork, probably played a part in that, but who knows? I also got asked this week if I was interested in a gentle break back into acting, in the New York State/New England area, but they needed me to have a working visa, or green card, which I havent, so not going to happen. No point in applying, even if I had the money to do so, because I gather thats the issue for the UK actress originally offered the role. Yes, they want a Brit, but unfortunately, US Immigration arent seemingly as thrilled by the idea, at least not in releasing paperwork required quickly! Such is life, as that would be amazing, but I havent got the money for the visa, even if everything else could be done in time. I know, just wanted you to know that my talents skills seem to be in demand at present, even if no work, and decent wages are going to come out of it, shame! I only reminded my agency I existed when I sent them some new pics for a diversity talent workshop in LA today!

So, OK, fine, if Progressive ever make ads like this, I might get a visa, by hook, or by crook, but for now…

This morning, over at Fembot Central, someone provided links to a couple of amusing pictures. By changing the name of said insurance company to Regressive, I assume they can get around the rules? I’m only providing links, not images, just in case! Given that I could see these without being logged in, I assume others can too?

http://kyo-domesticfucker.deviantart.com/art/Flobot-Tf-500366820
http://kyo-domesticfucker.deviantart.com/art/Flo-and-Flobot-turning-to-a-girl-into-a-Flobot-457735035

Yes, fine, I wouldnt look anywhere near as concerned by the prospect of this being done to me, as the lady seems to be in Image 2! A little bit of hunting found 2 more similar pictures, that all seem to be part of the process, and fine, the first one of this pair, I would love done to me!

http://crash2014.deviantart.com/art/Flobot-3-554676022
http://crash2014.deviantart.com/art/Flobot-4-554676439

Yes, looking like, and thinking as little as I suspect the bot in the last image does, pure heaven!

As I say, thats an ad I’d love to make, though I doubt very much Progressive would see that as suitable for their market lol! But fine, if anyone wants me to act this out, or do it to me for real, yes please!

The video. Let me say I know nothing about this group, but given their name, it seemed far too apt for this blog. Lets just say that the song they’re covering, I’m old enough to remember the original!

If you want to become a robot, prepare to be zapped!

Generally in stories where someone is turned into a robot, it involves one of two methods. The trendy, and more modern method, generally involves an injection of specially created nanites, that work on the human mind, and body, turning someone from flesh and bones, into metal, and circuitry. As far as I know, currently, said nanites only exist in fictional works, though agreed, if they did, it would probably be the most effective way of transforming someone.

The other popular method used for said transformation, and which always the one used in the classic movies of the past, involves the use of electricity, to transform said person. Back in the B Movies, this was also used for creating all sorts of monsters as well. And yes, I’d be remiss if I didnt mention that amazing scene in Metropolis, at this point. Technically, that wasnt so much a robotization, as a mental download into a robot body, as Maria was, err, well relatively fine, afterwards! Mind, it gives the impression that quite a lot of electrical activity might have been passing through her mind to create this!

But in things like the Bride of Frankenstein and the like, then the whole body gets quite a delicious amount of electricity through her whole self. Yes, fine, I might enjoy that experience.

Of course, strictly, in the real world, that much electricity passing through the human mind, and body, tends to be fatal. Of course, in theory, I guess that the idea is that you become a robot before that moment kicks in, and of course robots love to be charged up by a good dose of electricity! Sometimes of course, those nanites get activated by said charge of electricity, which gets around the death issue, I guess, as the body has been adapted to enjoy that effect. How either of these option work in reality, who knows at present, as its beyond the realms of current technology, as far as I know?

Of course, back then, and indeed, until recent times, electricity was actually used to kill people, the good old electric chair! For an article re this, follow the link at http://weburbanist.com/2011/03/20/old-sparky-the-shocking-history-of-the-electric-chair/ to discover more. Oh fine, I’d love to sit in one of those chairs, and be connected up as they were, though ideally while the mains leading to the chair is very much switched off! Fine, I might not say no, if it wasnt connected up, but I know which I would prefer!

The only electric chair I’ve actually had close contact with, was many years ago, in an amusement arcade. Yes, thats right, an electric chair in an amusement arcade. No, it wasnt real, just a seat that you sat in, put your head into the cap, and placed your hands on the two metal bars, and got shocked! No, not really, as far as I can tell, though it definitely made your hands tingle. But given the vibration in the bars, I assume it was a device, and not real electricity. Anyway, what happened was, the vibration just got stronger, and stronger, until your hand came off, that broke the ‘circuit’ and you got your reading.

I assume none of these machines still exist, but if someone knows one that does, I’d love to do it again, believe me! No, sadly, I cant remember what they were actually called. Equally, I have no idea if they were only a UK, or a worldwide thing.

But yes, one of those, or something even more inventive, then yes, I’d love to, and I wouldnt mind electricity actually being used, err, relatively safely, on me! So if you want to do that to me, let me know, please!

Right, video time. You could say the group are apt, for this blog, and you could say this might be where you end up, after the electricity has finished you off. Unless of course, that electrical charge has turned you into a robot…bleep

Looks like I’ve been upgraded!

Oh believe me, I wish that was for real! Mind, if anyone out there reading this is saying, it can be easily done, or even trickily done, then yes please, I’d love it to happen! Feel free to shout, if you can!

So, tell a short story, last weekend, I decided I hadnt done any selfies in quite a while, so thought I’d give it a go. I did do a few at Christmas, but they werent great, so that means the last decent ones were in Hollywood, last October. This time though, I decided to have a bit of fun, and play up the whole robot look, while doing it.

Fine, I got a silver dress out, that I havent worn in a very long time, if ever, given its length, as its the perfect silver metallic look. Fine, for a robot, it needs sleeves, and in truth, it needs to be longer, at my age, given its definitely mini length, well above the knees! So fine, discretion, especially given the state of my knees, I put on a pair of silver leggings as well. The end result, this

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

As I say, too much flesh showing, but given I dont have a long pair of silver gloves, not a lot I could do. But fine, there was one bit of flesh that I could cover up for sure, my face. So tracking down my Cyberman helmet, and attempting to take pictures with limited visibility, I took these

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

Or for those who prefer a close up

Digital Camera
Digital Camera

Sadly, when I took the helmet off, I discovered I was still human underneath it, ah well…

Yes, it would be a lot easier if someone else was taking the photos, especially while wearing the helmet, as you really cant see a lot, wearing that, so if anyone wants to take a few for me like that (I have no funds to pay for lots of expensive photos) for whatever reason, then again, shout.

Or ideally, if someone wants to genuinely turn me into a robot, oh please do!

Right, the video. A tribute to the most famous robot ever, just maybe? Yes, fine, maybe I should have gone with the original, Debbie isnt as strong a singer as she used to be, sadly. Hardly surprising, at her age, but anyway, who am I to talk?

Do you like my new look?

Firstly, and most importantly perhaps, I had planned to post this yesterday, but ran out of time to do so. So yes, consider that fact before reacting too much! It was such a fun idea, I’m posting it anyway.

Yes, sorry if I’ve been quiet for a couple of days, but I’ve been a bit busy. Well, not that I was able to do a lot, stuck in some strange pod thing, but once that guy had grabbed me, resistance seemed a little bit futile, especially given what he wanted to do to me. So, tell me, do you like the new look?

graybot look

Quite stunning, I reckon. Thankfully, he’s given me a certain level of sentience, which is the only reason I’m able to post this, I’m not quite as blank minded as I look here. Or maybe, he’s programmed me so well that I think I’m sentient, and am really only obeying my designated programming?

Luckily for everyone else, one programmed, totally obedient robot is sufficient for Master, so my acceptance of my new life has saved anyone else from the same experience, so be grateful for that. He said something about me being the ideal subject for something like this, I have no idea what he was hinting at?

Oh fine, sadly, yes, its an April Fool, but I wish it wasnt! And fine, in all honesty, that sentience thing would be ideally replaced by mindless obedience, but anyway… And fine, in an ideal world, I’d have a hood, or helmet to match the suit, too.

But yes, if anyone wants to design me such a suit, ideally with matching hood, or helmet, I’d love one. If you want to make me your mindless (or sentient), obedient slave with it, I’d just regard that as a bonus!

Fine, the video. When it comes to something that has you thinking mind control, brainwashing, and the like, in a futuristic looking video, this ticks the boxes for me! Lucky lady, is all I have to say!

Heading into the future, for all we know

So fine, I might be exaggerating slightly, but strictly, I head into the future tonight, when the clocks jump forward an hour, for British Summer time. I know, all my American readers (and there are seemingly a few), went through this leap a fortnight ago, but this is the weekend that Europe catches up with you. At least I can stop trying to adjust my natural thinking as to how far behind me, various parts of the US are. Fine, in the end, we will also put the clocks back, before you do, but thats 7 months off, at present. So for now…

Ironically, last autumn, I missed out on getting my hour back, given I was in the US when Europe put the clocks back, but was in Europe, before the US followed suit! So yes, I feel a bit robbed, in that sense! No wonder I still feel tired lol.

Of course, putting the clocks forward one hour, is hardly heading into the future, in a literal sense at least. Strictly, it is time travel, but on a more serious basis…Yes, its not going to get me any cute little space craft to travel in, or develop the technology to turn me into a robot, by going forward one hour, so… Oh, talking of cute space craft, I’d love one of these

CJ and Todd

So, if anyone has one laying around…? No, thought not! 😛 Or has the ability to make me look like this?

gort

Ah well…

Yes, fine, if the opportunity arises to not put the clocks back until November, or I can manage to miss out on my hour again, I wouldnt say no. But as things stand at present, I cant see it happening, but a girl can dream, at least?

Funnily enough, this afternoon, I was writing a little time travel story, with travel from the 1930’s, right through to the 2060’s! Somehow I suspect my vision of life, 50 years from now, will be hopelessly wrong. Thankfully, I wont be around by then, to find out!

OK, the video. What does the future actually hold, beyond a one hour jump forward tonight. For all we know, it could be anything