Bite me baby, one time

Anyone thinking you’re getting Britney for the video, you’re wrong, lol!

Fine, it would be remiss of me to ignore an event coming up tomorrow. For those of us of Gaelic ancestry, we call it Samhain, for millions of others, its known as Halloween! So, being silly, lets focus on the latter, for once.

Tomorrow, at work, we have the chance to dress up in something suitable for Halloween, so I will be going in as a witch. Well, more likely I will be turning into a witch at work, but other than that…and fine, the hat, and the bus doors wouldnt work together anyway, lol!

No, sadly, as I write, I havent got a broomstick that can fly to commute to and from work, though I would love it if I had. So if anyone has one to spare, that they can get to Huddersfield for 9.00 tomorrow morning, please send. Fine, if its only available from tomorrow evening, just send it to work, at Bradford, and I would at least come home that way. Yes, I would, absolutely, given the chance! Fine, the alien spacecraft would be even better, but thats hardly Halloween, lets face it?

So, OK, waking up in the morning, or even at work, putting on that outfit, and discovering I really had witch skills, heaven! I’d try to be good, but fine, if someone really annoyed me, I might get naughty, and then…? πŸ˜‰

But yes, Halloween related, and in truth, being the submissive female, you know what would really turn me on? Yes, being the victim (if I considered that the right word?) of a vampire, biting into my neck, and, sucking, and, ooh! I know, for real, probably not fun being the thrall of a vampire, but fine, I’d love it happening to me. Probably the sensation of that bite, and feeling my blood flowing into their mouth, but…mmm!

I know, I should resist, but seriously, even if he didnt look into my eyes, and take control of my mind, then do it…?

But fine, at my age, and with my looks, I’m probably safe, unfortunately! But if I’m not here Thursday, you might start wondering…? πŸ˜‰

Right, video time. This was just one of those random You Tube searches, not a personalΒ  pick. Having said that, I’ve heard a lot worse, but I’ve heard better too. But yes, the song title wins out, lol! πŸ˜›

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Witch Queen of exam taking?

Much to my amusement, at my age, I’m doing an apprenticeship at work. I know, full of prospects for the future at 60, I dont think! But anyway, it has to be done.

Anyway, I got through the first level of exams at end of last year/beginning of this year, and now I’m tackling the second (and thankfully final) level of exams before I can say its over.

Snag for me was, that first set were multiple choice, and even if all answers were relevant of sorts, it wasnt that hard to work out enough correct answers to pass. Unfortunately, this lot, it seems you actually have to do written answers, but hopefully I did enough yesterday to scrape through the first one, I sure hope so. With luck, it will be a few weeks before I find out, either way!

The amusing factor is that I’ve now started studying for part 2, of 5, and if everything goes to plan, I should be taking that exam a fortnight after the first one. Yes, you’ve worked that out, 31st October, aka Halloween!

So, given the dressing up plans mentioned in the previous blog, it looks a certainty that it will be a witch taking that exam, not a ‘human’. Oh, and I’m going to be invigilated by a Zombie, and I dont mean one of the pop group of that name! Oh goodness, this should be fun. Maybe if I can get a magic wand, I can force the computer to put up all the right answers for me, lol?

Now all I need is a magic wand (that actually works), and ideally a flying broomstick (also that works), and I’ll be in witchy heaven! First spell I’d cast, fix my back, of course!

So yes, whether I pass or not, that exam should be an entertaining sight, if nothing else! Yes, I would imagine there will be photos!

Right, video time. This song was a hit when I was a teen, so yes, its old. Just like any good witch should be! πŸ˜‰

Which outfit for Halloween?

Actually, thats a play on words, but it would have given the game away completely if I hadnt done that! Mind, within a few minutes, you’ll know anyway, but for now…

I must say that one thing I’m loving at work at present, though I’m not sure how many others do, is that we are making an effort to ‘dress up’ for certain events. And yes, even though Halloween is nothing like as big here, as it is in the US (or so I’m told, closest I got was flying home on 30th, but shops were full of stuff), it seems we can get to dress up in ‘scary’ outfits to celebrate the day this year.

Fortunately for me, its a working day, falling on a Wednesday this year. Even more fortunately for me, I’m not actually doing calls on a Wednesday at present, as its my day of the week for doing the studying to finish my apprenticeship course. Yes, I know, such a course at 60! I know how silly I think that is, but if it has to be done…I suppose its a break from the phones, at least? Actually got the first, of 5 exams to finish that off, so I might feel differently about matters tomorrow night, after that, but besides that…

Thing was for me, what to dress up as, for Halloween. Yes, the chances of me not getting involved were miniscule, lol, given I love this sort of thing, and if people dont support it, it wont continue. And no, however scary some of the movie robots might have been, they dont really count as Halloween, lets face it.

I did consider vampire, because fine, I find the idea of being bitten like that rather exciting. But given I cant do make up, it would only really leave the teeth, so… I’ll be honest, I’d been thinking witch, simply because its the easiest option for a woman. And lets face it, with my looks, I have less need to be made up to look hideous than most. πŸ˜›

Anyway, my friend Angie, that I know from Blackpool has been advertising lots of great outfits for sale. One of which was a gorgeous black hat, mask, and dress, for a witch. Thing is, the dress is a ‘few’ sizes smaller than ‘Miss Pear’ could wear. Yeah, about an 8/10 UK, whereas I need about a 16/18, ideally the latter especially if its a zip up dress! Not that I’m sure how I could study, wearing the mask, but anyway…

Well, besides that, a little later, a great looking red hat, this one in fact

witches hat

appeared, and yes, purchase has been arranged. There shortly will be two of us looking for a suitable dress, in my size to match. Oh, and if anyone knows of a broomstick, that actually flies, I’d love one, especially as First Buses went absent without leave again on Monday night! Perfect for Halloween, but I might be tempted to use more often, if one truly existed, lol!

As stated, the need for make up, to make me into a hideous witch, might not be critical! Ability to cast magic spells, purely optional, though might be fun!

So yes, if you see a witch flying through the sky on Halloween, between Bradford, and Huddersfield, I might have struck lucky! πŸ˜‰

Right, video time, something very silly, from the Muppets!

I am a silver machine?

Oh fine, I wish! Irony is, we are apparently doing a dress up day at work on Halloween, and if I thought I could find (suspect I know where it is, actually), and more critically could still get into one of my robot suits, then yes, I’d be tempted to wear one for the day. Not that I could wear a Cyberman helmet (later addition) to the outfit in a call centre, but besides that… I might yet see if I can afford to try and find a nice witch outfit for the day, though sadly I suspect I will have to rely on First Buses to get me to work, not a broomstick, and no, I dont think I would be wearing the Witch outfit on the bus, anyway!

Well, I could just try and find a metallic silver cape, and hood, and do the robot thing, because… I have an Ebay account, but very rarely use it. I know you can get quite a lot on ‘buy it now’ nowadays, just like a shop, but rarely buy anything nowadays, due to a minor issue called lack of funds.

This therefore leads to the fact that every few months or so, I get an email from Ebay, offering me Β£10 off to use on ‘buy it now’ stuff on the website, and I got one last week, for fashion items. Well, I saw a number of dresses I liked, some of which were in a sensible size (when a UK 12, is an XL size, I despair), one of which was this rather nice, metallic silver maxi length dress, which would then only cost me about Β£13, with the voucher, fine, I was tempted. Snag was, voucher had to be used by Monday, and though I tried to load money on the pre paid card on Friday morning, it didnt get processed in time for use that day. Which meant it wasnt going to get loaded before Monday, which is a working day for me. Oh, and the bidding closed on Sunday! 😦

Thankfully, no one bid for it, the seller put it back on the market again, and I grabbed it yesterday evening, which meant I got to bed about midnight by the time I’d sorted that out, and done everything else. But yes, its heading my way. Fine, you want to see it, I hope?

metallic silver dress

I know, shows a bit too much flesh in the chest area for a robot, so I either need to find a metallic silver top, or cape, or something, ideally. Oh, and a silver hood would be nice, lets face it, but not sure I can afford all that!

But yes, fine, the inner robot won out, lol! Not quite sure when I wear it, but I’m sure I will sometime soon! Halloween, maybe, but probably not without accessories, which I cant afford, lol!

And yes, you’re right, probably wont buy on Ebay until I get my next voucher in a few months!

Right, video time. I have no idea who the lady is in this video, but consider this, if still alive, she’s probably a pensioner by now! Well, I’m 60, and was 14 when this was made, and I’m assuming she was at least 18, so…? But yes, if anyone actually wants to turn me into a silver machine, please let me know!