See the aliens, lying there in the sun

Seemingly, in the last couple of days, someone thought it was a great idea to start a group on Facebook, with the intention of invading Area 51, on the 20th September, to rescue the aliens being held there. No, dont laugh, at the last point yesterday, over 400,000 people had supposedly accepted the invitation to be there. Now I know, most are only being sheep, and following the crowd by joining, but it seems there are a few crazies actually planning to do this!

In truth, I suspect that number is a few hundred, or less, probably a lot less but lets consider the facts, maybe from an alien’s point of view?

Area 51 is a highly protected area (for whatever reason), and unless all these people are going to beam in at exactly the same moment, seconds before the invasion, they’re going to get noticed. And given the speed that anything more than 1 person acting suspiciously in the area is greeted by armed guards, the chance of a few hundred thousand people being allowed to gather in the area, especially given they’ve advertised the plan, its really not going to happen, is it? Or is it that the aliens, or the military have set this all up, so they can test out some new technology on a number of gullible idiots?

Weapons? A shortage of Anal Probing victims? A body swapping project, or a transformation device to turn humans into aliens? Besides, lets face it, if there is anything interesting in Area 51, giving them 2 months notice to get it out of the area, well…?

Or lets look at it from the other perspective, after 72 years, do you really think all we, sorry, those aliens are all still patiently waiting in Area 51 to be rescued? Hey, we, sorry again, they are safely spread out around the world by now. Just think how annoying its going to be if I have to go back to Area 51 in September to help out with all the organic being processing that is going to need to be done. Still, at least my flying saucer can get to Nevada in about 2-3 hours, so no great deal. But clearing all that air space for us, seriously, I guess we will just have to fly at 60,000 feet, or even in outer space to get there.

But fine, I havent convinced you, you still think there are thousands of aliens, with their spacecraft parked up in Area 51? Well…

OK, I’ll do you a deal, I’ll offer a round the planet flight, in outer space, in my top notch space craft to anyone depositing $10,000 in my Paypal account (robotunit8@hotmail.com) prior to the invasion, and I’ll sort it. Yes, we aliens, in Area 51, or elsewhere all have internet, didnt you know?Ā  Just show the receipt to your alien captors, and it will all be arranged from there. Would be wise, because those without receipts, well, ouch! Those anal probing devices they want to test, well… As for your new body, yes, I’m sure you’ll look cute!

Oh, and that ‘alien whore house’ on the edge of the Area, that you are all assume are humans dressed as Aliens, well…? šŸ˜‰

The video, what you might want to do before being caught in Area 51, without a flight ticket, maybe?

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Shocking stuff, and no electricity involved!

As always, when the inspiration for a blog comes from another, I give credit to the inspirer, in this case Gillie, from Facebook. One of 3 in my life from Oklahoma, though as far as I know, at the time of writing, the only one actually there. I’m assuming Kate is in New England, and I assume Clara Johnson was buried in Los Angeles, but cant be positive on either. But the ‘vibe’ I’ve had when there suggests to me that Clara is resting at Forest Lawn, Glendale, but thats only a feeling. Could be Miss Harlow sending me signs, who knows?

He runs a Nostalgia board there, and yesterday one of the challenges was to name the actress. The second was a British actress, that no one seems to know, until I arrived there. I had my feeling, and when the clue was given, yes, I knew it was Jane Birkin.

The thing is, when I was young, the thing she was most ‘famous’ for wasnt acting, it was a certain naughty song. It was also the first ever British number 1 sang in a foreign language! Thing is, hardly anyone heard it, as the BBC immediately banned it from the Radio airwaves, Top of the Pops, and just about everywhere else, on release. Of course, that ironically was why it sold like hot cakes, and got to number 1. Yes, I will be letting you listen, of course. The thing is of course, 50 years on it might still rang as naughty, but if you imagine it, in the minds of the staid people around in 1969, it was shocking! Yes, it was somewhere in the mid 70’s before I heard it for the first time, and probably helped to set this poor, innocent young girl on her road to perversity. No, it wasnt, but if you want to think that, lol…

Hell, I’d been in numerous school acting productions, and one outside group by then, so my days of innocence (if not my virginity by then) were long gone! But no, I’ve never recorded an orgasm to my knowledge, lol. Birkin is still with us, in her 70’s, Gainsbourg passed in 1991, at the age of 62. of a heart attack. Age difference, heaven forbid!

Oh, and for those thinking I’m serious on that, I’m not. My only long term partner (female, oh gosh for some, lol) was 19 years older than me, and like this couple, we were together for 12 years. I assume she’s dead, but have no idea, having not had contact with her since 2002, having split 3 years earlier.

This is a real video find on You Tube, hope you’re not too shocked, lol!

Facebook, for the common woman?

Its funny, isnt it, social media? Half the time you cant stand what people are posting, you want to disagree with postings from friends whose political views might differ from you, or have read the wrong Harlow biography, or numerous other things, but in truth, you get addicted to it, however much you say you’re not going to.

I tend, on a normal working day to spend a bit of time looking at it in the morning before I leave for work, and then again, do the same after I get home from work, and thats it. I’m in a few interesting vintage movie groups (silent era, and 30’s), which are probably the postings of main interest to me, more so than a lot of the other stuff posted there.

So you would think that, if it went down on a certain Monday evening (yesterday) for a couple of hours, I wouldnt be missing out on much. Hey, as far as I was concerned, it was only Facebook that was down, but…

For once, I’d been tagged in some pictures that a friend wanted me to see, its an amazing home, somewhere in France, and for those who dont know at this time, thats all I’m saying, beyond yes, there was a very good reason she wanted me to see those pictures, and I couldnt!

The other annoyance was that in the morning, before I left, another friend, whose birthday is actually today, posted me a video link which he knew I would love, and he was right. And yes, I wanted to post it somewhere else, which is why I wanted to get at it, but…no go. What was it? Oh, you’ll find out soon!

I’m delighted to say that last night, just before giving up for the night, and going to bed, I gave Facebook one last try, and it worked. Yes, that property is as stunning as I thought it was! Yes, I could grab that link again too!

So fine, I might like to think I’m not addicted to Social Media, for good, or for bad, but in truth, I probably am. Or did I just have a justified cause, for once?

Right, the video. Yes, its the one in the link I wanted to get to. Some might see this as 70’s prog rock pretension, but I just love it! This is the full length version, not the single length version, just saying…

Space Age Dream Look

You know these strange things you find on Social Media? And no, I dont mean supposedly genuine, respectful statements by Trump, as they would definitely be fake news! šŸ˜›

No, what I mean here are when you’re a member of these slightly crazy Sci Fi groups on Facebook, and someone posts an old picture that brings back memories, and makes you wish you could have that look, especially as she was a ‘machine’. Yes, in this case, Galaxina. Like so…

Galaxina

The film was generally pretty forgettable in truth, other than the fact that said lady, Dorothy Stratten, was murdered shortly afterwards by her estranged husband before he killed himself. But yes, if you’re asking me, if I was turned into a robot, that had to look human (discounting therefore, the Metropolis look), this would probably be at the top of my list! Even more so, given the space connection.

One wonderful friend has told me that yes, its possible, though I’m not sure how you get a plainish 60 year old to look like a 20 year old stunner, I have no idea? I do assume the turning me into a machine/robot might be a bit more complex, lol? To be honest, I wish I had the hair to have a fringe like that, as a start! Its not quite 20’s, but all the same…

Oh, and on the ‘being turned into a robot’ front, if anyone wants to pay my airfare to Denver, and back (maybe?), I might find out. Yes, unlike Galaxina, I might pass on this ‘be more human’ stuff, lol, and prefer the Stepford wife style! Mind, that would take some programming, lol…

OK, video time. A Flock of Seagulls have just got back together to record a new album, and there is actually a new video of this song doing the rounds. Yes, 3 of them have got a lot less hair than they have in this video now! If you put the song title on You Tube, not hard to find!

 

I’d wear it well?

There are a couple of things responsible for tonight’s blog, one is a Facebook memory from 2 years ago (they are occasionally useful), and the other is Eric’s TV viewing this afternoon. Oh, and the outfit in the picture here, blame Stacie too! Or love her, anyway. I’d love anyone to get it for me, or something similar, thats for sure.

Anyway, there is, seemingly, something called UFO day, and it happens on 24th June for most. Seems that some celebrate 2nd July, due to first Roswell sighting, but its the former that clearly caught my eye 2 years ago. Which caused me to post, on that day…

CJ and Toddspacecraft

in tribute to said day. No, very sadly, I dont own any of them, I only wish I did, especially the more luxuriously sized one in the first picture. Unfortunately, as far as I know, alien delivery of said craft is still very much to be advised lol! šŸ˜› Would make flying to US a whole lot easier, and quicker, for sure!

As to what I’d want to wear for the flight, well, the spacesuit that lady is wearing is pretty cool, I must say. But fine, this would be a whole lot more fun, for sure, and I would love to have this suit for myself, if anyone is offering?

alien-suit

Yeah, could you imagine the fun, an actual alien, flying a space craft like that, giggle? As I say, thanks to Stacie for that pic.

Lastly, as is his want from time, to time, Eric likes to tease me (well, I assume its tease?) by watching these programs on strange TV channels about all these Alien spacecraft and the like being seen by folks in the US. Yes, I had one of those afternoons today lol. Lets just say that if Aliens want to come and get me, give me a space flight, transform me into an alien, or just have some, err, fun with me, I’d love it. No, I’m not expecting too many obliging viewers of this blog in the Solar System, or beyond, but a lady can hope!

Equally, as I say, if someone wants to generously buy me a really nice alien suit to wear (transformation capable, or otherwise), then I would be a happy old lady!

Right, video time. What I’m sure people would say of me, wearing that alien suit, flying that spacecraft… Of course, it might be wearing me, instead of me wearing it? šŸ˜‰

 

 

The oldest dancer in town?

I have the privilege to know a lovely lady, now living in Florida, who seems to have had quite a life from what I’ve seen of pictures, and been told by her, it must be said. I dont know all the details of it, and unless she wanted to tell me, I’m not going to press for details, but I know among other things that she worked in Vegas in her time, and I dont mean as a croupier! No, her skills are more in line with the dancing, and MC’ing and stuff, than that. What I do know, is that seeing her posts, and pictures on Facebook, and chatting with her on the messaging system there, I’m truly in awe of her, and everything she’s done in her amazing life. No name, without her permission, so sorry those that would love to know.

I’m sure if she had her way, even at my age, if I gave her the chance, I’d be following in Clara Johnson’s footsteps in another way, the outfits at least, as I’m certain that short of her knowing someone that can program dancing skills into my mind, I couldnt match Clara on that front. Definitely not now, almost certainly never, but thats beside the point! And fine, a Vegas showgirls outfit might be different to some of the stuff Clara had to wear, though in truth, what I’ve seen of both, there wasnt that much difference! Oh fine, I’ll admit it, it would be fun, though it might be wise if I wasnt seen in public wearing it! Though if she had her way, and my actress attitude got together, well, who knows?

Certainly if I ever get to her corner of Florida, and I might, though not this year, I’m sure, I wouldnt be at all surprised to be offered the chance to be a ‘showgirl’ for the night, albeit, not the youngest, or prettiest of all time. But would I do it? Probably! Why not, its as close to Clara’s lifestyle as IĀ  would ever be likely to get! Though I’m not having millions watch it at the cinema, unlike Clara did! Or I’m sure she did, in Vegas shows!

Yes, I’m going to Vegas next month, as its my transit point to Seattle going out, first time I’ve ever been there, or indeed to Nevada. Yes, state number 24 will be added to my list, not bad for a Brit! And no, Florida isnt on that list, nor is Oklahoma, both of which might be possibles for next year! So, reaching halfway…? No, I’m not going to give her the details of my flight times in Vegas, because I wouldnt put it past her have me met by someone with a Vegas showgirl outfit, if not a contract! Oh fine, I’d take the outfit like a shot, though maybe not the contract lol?

Oh fine, dear lady, if you do want to set that up, and ask, I’ll take my chances, and give you the flight details! šŸ˜‰

Right, video time. Firstly a live version. What I will say of this, is that if you are of a sensitive nature, or under adult age, go watch the alternate one! There is a lot more than just the song in this one

Alternate version, just the song, from a Top of the Pops recording, with a number of dancers in suitable outfits for a young lady, not a mature one like me

National Elf Service

No, despite the play on the title, this is definitely not political, just saying! Rule of the job, lol!

This morning, on that site we all love to hate (to some degree, surely), namely Facebook, I found a new day to celebrate something. Yes, seemingly a week on Friday, 8th December, its National Elf Day. Well, it is as far as the Alzheimers Society is concerned at least. I mean, there is a serious side to all this, because lets face it, Alzheimers, and the relating dementia issues are not a nice thing, and something that all of us, as we get older, have to dread getting. I know, some of us might quite like the idea of having our mind wiped, but only in a sci-fi way, not like that. And lets face it, wheres the fun in that, if you cant get the pleasure of being a controlled person afterwards anyway? šŸ˜‰

Oh, you want proof? Fine!

So yes, if anyone wants to provide me with a suitable elf outfit before Friday week, feel free to do so, and I’ll wear it. Yes, at work if permitted, though definitely not on the bus on the way to work! šŸ˜› No, I dont think First Buses are ready for the sight of a 59 year old, in an elf outfit, somehow! Mind, if I do, and you want pictures, it will cost you a donation to Alzheimers Society, for sure! Where?

https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/elfday

Or if you prefer to do it through me, just to scare me as to how much money I can raise, I can set up a Just Giving page, if preferred? But yes, let us remember at this time of year, not just to think of ourselves, and present giving, lets also think of those who need support for other reasons as well.

OK, the video, definitely something new. The Barron Knights have been going nearly as long as me (Early 60’s), and incredibly, one of the originals is still in the band, even now! Basically, they’d take pop songs of their time, give them a little twist, and produce little gems like this