Can anybody find me?

…Somebody to love! Yes, its that day of the year, but given my age, my looks, and my desire to be tied (romantically at least) to someone now, I suspect I’d make a lousy partner/wife, anyway! Oh fine, other types of being tied by/to someone might be seen in a whole different light! šŸ˜‰

So yes, in that sense, I probably dont want to find anyone to love, but you have to try, I guess? Some dominant to control me, now that might be of more interest! Even more so if they let me live out my robot fantasy, or maybe took it a step further. I guess in my dreams, being programmed to be the perfect Stepford wife would be heaven! I know, I know, but…

Equally, I have been told a number of times, and I guess it might be true, there is someone out there for me. But in truth, about a month away from reaching 59, I’m beginning to doubt it now. And even if there is, would I make good wife material, after so long being an independent lady, doing as I wish, hmm? Oh fine, I’d enjoy way too much being ‘rebuilt’ as perfect housewife material, but though that might happen in fiction, in reality is a whole different thing!

Who knows, maybe that old Hollywood story will happen for me in May, find someone, fall for them, and they’re prepared to go through the paperwork, and everything else to make me the perfect California wife, oh I wish! But having been there for a total of five and a half weeks before, and nothing happened, I dont believe this time will be any different, but we will see, I guess?

Oh fine, I’d still prefer to find a mad scientist who’d turn me into a robot, but if the chance arises…?

Right, video, some Queen. No prizes for working out which song, mind!

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All you get from love?

Yes, its that time of the year again, when I vaguely hold out hope that someone might be sweet enough to send me a secret valentine card, even if I know that in reality, its never going to happen! Fine, in theory, a card, or something could arrive tomorrow, or some guy (or girl) could ring the door bell on Sunday, but I think pigs flying, or Trans Pennine Express running trains on time, would be more likely! Yes, that likely! No, not expecting anything over the internet either!

To be honest, I’d love to be wined and dined, just once more, but doubt its going to happen. Fine, I’d probably enjoy it as much if someone snatched me up, took me away, tied me up, and did wicked things to my body, but thats another fantasy entirely! Yes, being turned into their brainwashed slave/sex bot would appeal no end, but is even less likely, given that most ‘mad scientists’ would want someone younger, and prettier, if they were going down that route! Even assuming it could happen in reality, of course!

Oh, by the way, if you think this blog is a depressing post, wait for Sunday! I wont ruin anyone’s weekend by passing on that news before then, at least.

But in truth, all I’ve got from love, for pretty much all of my life, is a love song. A fact which leads us to tonights video…

Could I be the one for you?

OK, fine, to the few of you who read both blogs, this is a double post, so dont concern yourselves too much with running to the other, whichever that may be?

And yes, some of this may relate to today’s date lol!

But firstly…

Last night, thanks to some wonderful people at Bradford Cathedral, I got the chance to see Clara Bow on a big screen. Well, yes, anything bigger than a laptop monitor would be something, but anyway…

Lets say that its not hard to see why Clara was a silent movie star. She has a wonderfully expressive face, and good acting skills. Of the male stars, Charles Rogers (Jack) impressed me too with his skills, but Richard Arlen (David) came over less well, to be honest. But the film, especially the flight sequences really are quite something.

The staff at the Cathedral were wonderful, the organist was very good (both musically, and in person), and they even provided us with wine and nibbles too! All in all, a wonderful evening.

OK, to the silly bit, as yes, it is February 14th, after all! Well, at this point, I’m assuming all my Valentine cards have gone to my work address, as none have arrived here. Right, fine, I’m not really expecting any at work either, but a girl can dream. Probably why I’m doing a late shift tonight, was never considered as a likely to be being wined, and dined!

I know, I know, I’m not the type to throw myself at men, or women (yes, bi), or indeed show inclinations to romance, but I dont remember that ever stopping the likes of Gable in the past!

No, I cant remember the last time I got a Valentine card, nor do I realistically expect to get one in the near future, but as I say, a girl can dream.

Ah well…You might get a shock when I next post on Monday, but dont hold your breath!

Fine, lastly, the video. If I said the name, Donna Lewis, one song generally comes to mind. But there is so much more to her music career, and this is a much more recent number. As I say, for someone, I could be the one?

Reviewers, you have to love them…maybe?

It seems that getting reviews on Amazon, is a bit akin to finding gold dust, unlikely to happen. So when I discovered that one of my stories, No Place Like Nome, had actually got a review there, I had to go and have a look. Now, before we go any further, let me add that this story is tagged as lesbian romantic fiction, so you would not unreasonably assume there’s going to be some lesbian sex involved, wouldnt you?

Well, my reviewer didnt! And clearly he isnt a ‘new man’ as from his comments, he was pretty revolted by all the lesbian sex in the story, and didnt enjoy it in the slightest. Why he bought it, given the tags then, I have no idea!

Anyway, I left a diplomatic comment in reply, pointing out it was tagged as a lesbian romance, and left it at that.

As I say, reviewers, you have to love them!…facepalm!

Oh, and in case you hadnt noticed, that romantic day of the year occurs again tomorrow, and I’m waiting to see if I can take the ‘nothing’ streak up to 16 years. Alright, fine, I’m an asexual lesbian (who could be bisexual?) with no interest in love, but…a card, or something would still be nice. robotunit8@hotmail.com , if you were wondering? No, thought not! šŸ˜›

Oh, right, the video. Well, it isnt lesbian sex, but its pretty sexy, and considered downright racy in its time, back in 1968. Now, well, maybe its not so saucy?

But, if any amour wants to say those magic words to me tomorrow… šŸ˜‰

What have I done to deserve this?

Yes, for once of late, the clue to the video really is in the title lol!

No, its not someone taking me out to Valentines Day dinner, or anything like that, before anyone jumps to that conclusion, no one is that crazy! And as is stated, as mind control is purely fiction, I cant make someone do that, ah well…! Would be pretty hard on any guy, or girl anyway, lets face it, given my views on sex, romance and the like, but hey, I can dream, cant I?

But if anyone wants to at least send an e-card, it might be nice. Havent had an actual card this century, though there is someone at work saying he was going to get me one this year, but lets just wait and see, shall we? The late Sara C did send me one once by email, but thats it since then. But no, as I havent got a love, I guess I shouldnt expect one, but…

No, this is a far more entertaining tale than that in all honesty. Over at the MC Garden, we have lots of nice picture threads, on a board called Entrancing Murals. One of those is called the Latex Yumminess thread, and no prizes for working out that it might relate to latex clothing, is there? The thing is, every once in a while, people bemoan tha lack of pictures of members (even though you have to be a member to see in, its still the internet, so…), and of late there have been one or two dares of female members being bought items of latex clothing, if they would get a picture done, and post it. Now, I always suspected I wasnt a main target, I assumed they were trying to tempt the younger members into taking up the offer, and of course they dont. And occasionally they would bemoan the fact that this offer never got taken up.

Anyway, one evening, when I was in my best ‘wind-up bitch’ mode, something I’m sure Brooksie would be proud of, I threw down the gauntlet, and said, fine, get me something suitable for a woman of my age, and I’ll wear it. Lets face it, I could wear a latex catsuit, but at my age, it wouldnt be right. Well, it might be in some eyes, but I wouldnt have thought so. But dress, or skirt, then fine, I’ll do it.

There was a gentle silence, presumably while they hoped someone younger, and prettier might rise to the bait, but they didnt. Then someone who makes me look retiring, Rosie, started wonding them up too. So now, after all this, in the next few weeks, a silver latex skirt will be heading my way, which should be fun. How much it gets worn beyond the pictures, I have no idea, lets just wait and see. But hey, in my collection will be one item of latex, something I never imagined in my wildest dreams.

So I’d like to say a big thank you to one special guy at the Garden, no names here, but if he sees this, he’ll know who I mean. Hey, if you’re lucky, I might even post a picture here, as well as at the Garden! It will be a few weeks though, so you need to be patient for now, but…

Yes, now for the video. Perfect combination for sexual tension, a gay guy, and a lesbian woman. And yes, they are lip synching, but anything more would be hard to find! Just enjoy, without me having to use mind control on you…

Somebody to love?

No, I’m not, despite a ‘certain person’ making a pass at Heather in my latest story, but thats pure fiction I hasten to add, for several reasons, but yes, it was great fun to write that allĀ  the same. But it seemed to make for a rather suitable blog at present, given the date tomorrow at least! Personally I think I’d make a lousy person to love nowadays, far too independent for all that, and definitely not interested in sex, and most seem to think they do go together.Ā  I suppose there might be someone out there with as total a lack of interest in sex as me, but then, they probably would have more sense than to fancy me anyway!

Yes, check the calendar if you were wondering why I’m posting this lol! Valentines card, what is one of those? Yes, it really has been that long, dont think I’ve had one so far this century, and not really expecting that to change. I suppose I should have, and probably have got beyond the point of really worrying about it, other than the fact that most of the shops, and a good proportion of emails I’m getting at present do relate to said day. IĀ  suppose the only consolation is, if you arent expecting anything, you shouldnt be that disappointed when nothing arrives, should you?

Thats not to say that I’m immune to offers of chocolate, dinner, pampering, or anything like that, its just that I dont really want any commitment to a relationshipĀ  any more, just occasional company, maybe. I know, James tells me there might still be someone out there for me, but I think they might be running out of time before this ‘old biddy’ seizes up completely!

To all those in love, married or living together as a couple, have a lovely day tomorrow. But do me a favour, please at leastĀ think of us singletons for whom tomorrow is just another day. And if someone wants to surprise me in my email box in the morning, then thanks, I’ll try to remember what a Valentines card looks like!

The music, please say you’ve worked it out from the title. And yes, I am a bit of a Queen fan, so…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eROzw-Acqps