All I Want For Christmas Is…

Yes, we’ve reached December already, and I’m sure everybody is looking forward to finding out what I want for Christmas…not! Well, at least one of these items is (as far as I know) not actually available, and another would require someone with more money, than sense, but yes, a few of these would be fairly cheap, but I still dont expect anyone to want to know an address to send them to, somehow. But if you do, you have 3 weeks, so… 😉

Firstly, lets start with the ‘you have no chance’ item, because its a silly place to start. Yes, that wicked woman named Betsy has struck again, by making me wear what sounds like the ultimate robot suit in her story this week. If anyone wants to know, or create anything like it, here’s the link

http://192.155.80.152/ThreeFingers/ThreeFingers3.html

That takes you straight to the relative chapter, arent I kind?

In truth, I’d love any reasonable robot suit to wear, ideally one that will control my movements, or make them more robotic at least. Yes, one that takes control of all thinking processes would be amazing, but fine, not really likely, is it? 😉 But yes, any creative robot suit look, just write for measurements lol!

Then lets do the ‘If someone has more money, than sense’ option, then the obvious option is to pay for me to fly to LA next May, in as much luxury as possible. Oh, and a nice hotel/apartment to stay in, for 10 days of course! Yes, I know equally not going to happen, but at least it could be done, if someone has too much money laying around!

Yes, we go downhill fast lol. Next is the ‘generous benefactor’ option, though sadly, unlike Marion Davies, I dont have a Hearst figure in my life! Its time to get my semi-perm make up topped up next year, and though I’m back in work, a financial boost to pay for something like this at the moment, would be handy, it will take a while to build the money up again for that.

Alright, we are now down to the cheap, and cheaper options. I have a collar I can wear at home, but would love something I could wear out to work, and things. Yes, the very large, and solid metal collar I have doesnt qualify for that! Nor does the cute choker type one with ‘android’ written on it really work for that, either! But fine, I’d like something more subtle, but hopefully with a robot touch, if anyone knows, and wants to buy/make one for me. Beyond that, a lock for the collar would be cheap, and handy. I know, not expensive, and I ought to just get one now, but if anyone wants to feel like they own me?
Lastly, a decent mermaid tail blanket might be fun, I guess?

Oh, and lastly, the job offer I’d love, a theater run, or movie opportunity in the US, even with Trump in charge, oh please! Whats that, a job playing a robot? I wish! A Master, Mistress, or Partner, not sure anyone is that crazy!

The video, might be a clue in the title, just saying…

They said there would be peace on Earth.

Yes, a line from one of my favourite Christmas pop songs of all time.

Its funny, Greg Lake wrote that line in a cynical manner, back in the 1970’s, and sadly, not a lot has changed. Well, I guess the Cold War is past us, but you have to worry about cranks like ISIS instead. And things dont seem to get any better, with stories of Muslim families from the UK having their entry arrangements into the US cancelled at the last moment too. I know, there is a faint chance they could be terrorists, but seriously…Sadly, Donald Trump’s awful rhetoric seems to have got into the heads of some in the US, and it has come to this. Such a shame.

The other thing I found sad today probably affects more people. I went to the local mini supermarket early this afternoon, thinking I had to get the 1 item I needed early, as I thought they would be closing early on Christmas Eve. Wrong, its open to 10.00 tonight, a sad turn of events to me, and my sympathies go out to the staff, not that they’re likely to read this. Is it really only 30 years ago that by about 5.00 on Christmas Eve, everything but the pubs would be shut? Ah well, though I dont see this change as a good one.

Alright, comments on modern life over. Let me just wish all my followers on here, a very Merry Christmas, and I hope you get everything you wish for.

No, I dont expect to get a brainwashing, or mind control helmet, or even better, a robot suit that actually transforms me, or at least a chamber that will do so. A full, and permanent, Jean Harlow makeover, nope, either. What I will get, who knows?

OK, to close, the video. I gave a big clue to the song above, so lets roll with it.

Christmas shopping

Oh please, is it really that time of year again already? Alright, I know, I’ve mentioned the Works Dinner, so it must be, but where has the year gone? Not that I have many to buy for, but that doesnt make it any easier with some, believe me! So I’ll be off to Manchester in the morning, to see what I can buy. Oh, alright, I might have a look around some shops for myself too, but anyway…

Yes, it seems official, I will be wearing a dress to the Christmas Dinner, that should soon clear the place lol. I have actually found a couple of suitable dresses in my wardrobe, one of which I didnt even know I had (pink, shock horror) of a suitable length that are below knee length, so at least my surgically awful knees will be hidden, come what may. They are dresses, not big flowing fluffy gown types, but they will do unless I see something this week at a silly price, which isnt impossible in charity shops over here, but unlikely all the same to find something like that in those places, I suspect. The only other way I will buy something now is if I see something 20’s style at a price I cant resist. Then I might have to try and change my hairstyle lol!

Yes, I’ve got a week off, well, apart from one works meeting on Friday I cant get out of, but all the same, its a good break, and I need it. And no, I have no major plans as to what I’m doing beyond tomorrow, and a massage on Tuesday. So, if any UK mad scientists are looking for a guinea pig lol…No, I wont await any emails!

The video, well, it has a Manchester connection, lets leave it at that. And the video is certainly strange enough to appeal to MC folks, I guess?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rhnHpRSXQ

A week off work

Yes, just a couple more days to go, then I’ve got a week off work, something to do with having to take all your holidays by March, and not having taken very much so far! Incredibly I’ve still got nearly 2 weeks to take on top of this before then as well. I pretty much always take ‘next week’ off, as it coincides with someone’s birthday here, and that ensures I’m around to celebrate it. Also, it gives me time to go shopping for his birthday present as well. And yes, alright, to do the Christmas shopping as well, not that there is too much of that nowadays.

Sadly, as far as I know, I wont be getting brainwashed, robotised, or anything else interesting next week, but hopefully something might pop up, but wont be holding my breath lol! I am booked in for a massage session on my back though, probably more important at present! Its down to a more mild pain now, but will still be glad to get it worked on all the same.

Beyond a trip to Manchester (the UK one, as James pointed out elsewhere) to do the shopping, I havent much planned in advance, but thats nothing new with me. I’m hoping (weather permitting) to fit in at least a couple more days out somewhere during the week, but no fixed plans where. I also want to try and get some writing done, if I get the chance, but that will depend on events I guess?

Ironically, it might not be mind control stuff, well not directly at least, but that seems a direction I seem to be heading more towards, judging by the last 2 serious efforts I made. I suspect I’ve been watching the OMD video of Pandora’s Box too much of late, because I’m getting a 20’s thing in my head. The video is probably also to blame for Louise Brooks appearing in some of my dreams of late too. So yes, I want to try and write something set then, I suspect the ‘flapper’ look will definitely get worked into it. Ms Brooks, well maybe she will, though if she does, I suspect the name might be changed just ever so slightly, Ms Crooks maybe? 😉 Do wish my hair was longer, and stronger at the front, I’d probably give the bob look a try too, I’m sure she’s influencing/mind controlling me in some way lol!

The video, with much gratitude to Jo, I’m going to post one she put up on the Garden for me, and Heather to enjoy. I know its poaching, but I havent got time for a video hunt at present before work!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu1Hl0DNVXs