Nobody loves a robot when she’s sixty!

Alright, having done a sadly serious piece over on the other blog, lets do something very silly here, just to try and cheer me up!

One of the things about all the various forums I’m on, is that there are an awful lot of regulars, who have been there a while, like me, but every so often, someone new arrives, and makes themselves known. Quite often, they stay for a short period of time, then never show up again. Well, some stay, but you get my drift…?

Yes, one of these moments struck at Fembot Central in the last week or so, some guy arrived ‘loudly’, announcing he was looking to own a fembot, and all that sort of stuff. No, before you get any ideas, he doesnt mean it for real, all he is looking for is probably a one off role play, and that will almost certainly be that. Given that under normal circumstances, time for myself is pretty much zero, and the fact that I did all of that sort of thing 10-15 years ago, I passed it by.

So anyway, the next day, I have one of those ‘private message’ things from him, asking if I was interested in his offer. It may be something to do with the fact that there are very few females active on there, other than those who charge ‘considerable sums’ for their services, movies, or phone line wise, so he decided to try his luck.

Basically I replied, saying that if it was just for role-play, then no, I wouldnt be interested. If he really wanted me to live as a fembot, or he was actually going to transform me into one, to sell himself accordingly. To be fair to him, he said that maybe that was an idea, and could we chat on Skype, or something? Yes, that wasnt the answer I was expecting.

So anyway, fair is fair, at this point, before he got ‘over excited’, I thought I’d better point out one thing to him, my age. Lets be fair, its not fair for a guy to expect a pretty young thing, as a fembot in his life, and then get an old maid like me, even just on text chat. Yes, got a message back, which wasnt actually ageist, but made it very clear I didnt fit the perfect fembot image of his dreams! Not that I blame him, unless he was going to actually transform me, but besides all that…

Before you ask, no, he hasnt logged into Fembot Central since then, anyway! Whether it was me, and the situation, or just the lack of nubile, non professional (paying) young fembots, who knows? All I know is, seemingly a fembot who is nearly 60 isnt going to get love!

Tonights video. Well I knew this song, but had no idea what I would find for it on You Tube, but this seemed a good option!

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Whatever you want me to do?

I guess that given all the hints I’ve made on here, it will come as no surprise to anyone that I’m a bit submissive, to put it mildly! Lets face it, I wouldnt want to be turned into a robot if I was Domme lol! ๐Ÿ˜›

Let me add that I happily wear a collar at home, and in fact, quite often 2, one on top of the other. Not because I’m owned or anything, because at present, I’m not, but because I just enjoy the feel of wearing one. The one I wear pretty much most of the time I’m just generally at home, is a soft leather type (pretty sure its material, not leather) one, with the word ‘Android’ written on it, along with a few suitable studs as ‘electrodes’ which in truth, I even sleep in nowadays. No, sadly, its never shown any actual inclination to turn me into an android, but a girl can hope, that one day…I know, not going to happen!

The other is a bit more solid, a lot heavier, with a delicious metal ring, and a place to lock it on me at the front. That has got a leather lining, so quite pleasant to wear, but I couldnt sleep in it, because of the weight issue around the neck, and the rings, which would make getting comfortable tricky, so that comes off at night. But much of the time, at home, yes, its on too, during waking hours.

But yes, I wear both, purely from choice. But yes, my weird and crazy mind started wondering what it would be like if you had a collar that couldnt be easily removed? I know, some people do, and I dont tend to keep the key in a lot of the time, but its nearby, just in case… And then my mind got thinking towards the android title on the lighter collar, and wondering what it would be like to wear a collar that literally controlled you, just like an android/robot? Mind, body, or both, any would be interesting to be part of. I guess to truly do that, it would somehow have to be linked to your mind, nervous system, or both, and yes, I’m pretty sure technology is still some way off that point at present. Interesting thought though?

Would I wear one? Certainly, if I was told it just a short term thing, you’d have to try and stop me putting it on, and hopefully lose. Permanently, in the sense of total control forever, probably, but I would think about it. If say it had some sort of activation device that needed to be switched on for it to work, but had to be worn permanently (presumably because it would be linked to said nervous system/mind), pretty sure I would.

I know, pure hypothesis, such a thing doesnt exist, isnt likely to exist in the near future, or anything else, at least while I’d make an attractive victim (I’m 60 next year, for heavens sake), but as I say, I can dream. But if any ‘mad scientist’ wants to conceptualize about such a collar, and needs a guinea pig to try it on, let me know! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Video, bit of a clue in the blog title. A lot of people think of the Proms, and think classical music only, but here in the UK now, things have changed! Fair to say that both Status Quo, and the Orchestra are rather enjoying this show!

Cant get your eyes off of me!

For several reasons, I cant say too much about something that happened at work yesterday, but fine, after that, seeing this headline this morning, amused me totally.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/cyborgs-at-work-employees-getting-implanted-with-microchips/ar-BBzhmBF?li=BBoPWjQ

In truth, the main thing that surprised me about this, was the location of the workplace, given that Scandinavia is supposedly one of the more laid back areas of the world, as a whole. If it had been the Far East, especially Japan, now that wouldnt have surprised me so much, but Sweden, seriously…wow! Equally, I suppose that might be a reason why so many workers there are so laid back about having it done!

I actually remember the fuss some years ago, when a Reading University professor, by the name of Kevin Warwick did the same thing to himself, though I believe (if I remember rightly, not checking Google) his was in his arm, not his hand, and at some point, he had it taken back out again, though knowing him, he might have done it again, on a more permanent basis, for all I now know.

I guess it will surprise no one if I say that yes, given the chance, I most definitely would have it done! I know, the article claims its making people into cyborgs, but lets face it, this is less than a pacemaker, or cochlear implant, by far! But fine, I guess some would see this as more sinister, as it allows ‘others’ to track you, but anyway…If it means not fumbling for my pass to get through the door at work, fine by me. I know, it could be more than that, but yes, all the same, I definitely would.

No, I wouldnt see it as the first step to full control over the workers, though I guess some trade unions would definitely see it that way, I suspect? But if the tracking range was limited enough, that it could follow you at work, but not in the outside world, as long as you’re doing no harm, does it matter? Of course, the fun yesterday would have been if someone could have been tracked outside of work, but anyway… Given that seemingly at the moment, this only works at very short distances from readers, you’d be fine!

I know, its a long way from being turned into a robot, but as a first step to cyborg life, count me in! No, I very much doubt I will be applying for a job in Sweden, at this building, sadly. Ah well…

Right, the video. I’ve sort of tweaked the blog title, to make it more apt, but this is still close enough!

I am your automatic lover!

No, seriously, I’m not, and you wouldnt want me as that either, not in my current human form at least. Yes, among other things, I’m 59, and if you want a fantasy sexbot, she’s going to look a lot younger than that! But fine, something happened today, that… well…I might get to find out what life as one is like! Oh fine, I wish!

Earlier this week, on Fembot Central, a request appeared from a TV company making a documentary about the current upgrades in sex dolls, and the challenge of creating a robot, that is almost human enough to be a partner for someone. In truth, I know most of the people there (to some degree, I dont blame them) treat anything like this with deep suspicion, and avoid talking to these people. Me, well, in my current human self, have no interest in sex, or emotions, but hey, anything fembot related, I’ll try to help.

So I have, and did. I spoke to the lady dealing with this research on the phone this morning, and in fact got a whole positive vibe to the whole thing. We spent about 40 minutes talking, and lets face it, I’m not seeking to ever have sex with a robot. Sex as a robot, now that might be fun, but with one, no, I think my days of sex, of my own volition are long gone!

Anyway, the chat continued, and it seems the company working on this development are based in San Diego. So I mentioned that I wouldnt mind seeing their place, and work, if possible when in California in May. So, said lady is going to check with the film unit working out of LA, and the company in San Diego, and I might be part of the action! No, I dont expect to be genuinely turned into a sexbot, but a woman can hope! Might get a makeover, just maybe, and then I could act the part, but…?

Oh fine, if they want to experiment on turning a human into a robot, I wont say no, mind! I suspect more likely the unit might let someone experience what life as a sexbot would be like (without the sex), that would be interesting in itself. To be fair to them, currently its in the very early stages of upgrading sex dolls, to sexbots.

So no, for now at least, I’m not going to say I’ve got that big US filming break just yet, but maybe, just maybe? And related to robots, pure heaven! I know, this is me, but…fingers crossed!

Right, video. This is a recent remix of a 70’s disco style song, and given I put up the original before, albeit about 6 years ago, lets roll with this. No, not sure which outfit I’d rather wear lol!

 

Just to add, if anyone reading this wants to help, or get involved themselves in anyway…

Raw TV are making a documentary looking at the evolving emotional and physical relationships between humans and robots. We are interested in speaking to people who have experienced genuine feelings towards robots, either emotional or sexual. Please get in touch with Carla on robots@raw.co.uk mid-April 2017. Thereโ€™s no obligation to take part and all information will be kept confidential. Thank you. (Over 18s only)

To be like a robot!

OK, if you thought you were going to get a boring birthday post, sorry, I’ll disappoint you. But given that most of the popular (even years on) threads on here seem to involve brainwashing, robotization, and the like, this might please some.

Recently, I’ve been a wicked woman, and started reading a few mm sex stories, even if that sort of sex holds even less interest for me, than anything involving women. Which lets face it, with my love of sex…rolls eyes! I’ve picked on a few that play to my personal perves, and just hoped (successfully) that they didnt get too robust with the sex, which thankfully, they havent. One author who has taken my eye of late, is The Guardsman. Stories at,

http://192.155.80.152/Authors/theguardsman.html

These I can love for so many reasons. Not only do the men get to wear rubber clothing, as their normal garb, they also get to wear armor, with a visor over their faces, for complete dehumanization at times. To add to that effect, they dont have names, only numbers, once transformed. So yes, no identity, armor bodies, just like, err, robots! And yes, they even get controlled by an AI on top of all that!

OK, fine, big snag for me, that you will have noticed, this delicious treatment is handed out to men only! Well yes, I guess thats likely to be the case, if thats your preference in life, guys? I must admit, the previous time I wrote to someone about their methods, and adapting it for women, he explained that idea held no interest for him, not that I was totally surprised to be honest, but anyway. It involved, err, extracting cum from men, by a rather delightful piece of technology, I must say. If you want to read his stuff, its at

http://192.155.80.152/Authors/The-Extractor.html

So, when I wrote to the Guardsman, making the same suggestions about adapting it for women, I was expecting much the same reply. Wrong, I’ve got into quite a session of emails about the subject, though to be honest, most of it would leave the women in a very butch manner, if not more manly than that! So no, ideally I’d pass on the mastectomy, and the stuff, and head shaving wouldnt be my first choice either, but…robots, especially like Maria dont have hair, so just maybe…? Would I do it? Yes, probably, though I’d wince at the genital mutilation, and mastectomy, I suspect. The hair shaving, oh, at a push…Well, most people think of lesbians prototypically with cropped hair, dont they? Yes, because I’d look like, and be controlled like a robot, and be nothing more than a number!

Fine, despite talk otherwise, sadly, its not for real, because if it was, especially at present, I’d do it!

Right, video time. This video, I have to thank a fellow author for discovering, she being Tabico. It has some great outfits, looks like something out of Metropolis (though it isnt), or some crazed 30’s film! Oh, and a little bit of electricity, too. The music isnt my thing, but the video sure is!

Do you want me, baby?

Fine, much as I suspected, changing the advert on the dating agency to woman seeking woman, has proved a complete failure. I’ve not even had one message, let alone the chance of anything more! Funnily enough, one of the men I was talking to before is still in contact, but thats about it, and for whatever reason, he seemingly wants to do no more than chat, saying that I’m too far away, even if it is only about 20 miles!

Oh, and the guy from Houston who was so interested, not a whisper on when he’s actually coming to the UK, so I’ve written him off too! And until the passport actually arrives, I couldnt do much on that front either.

On that subject, funny story. On Monday, I got a letter from the passport office, asking me to prove I’d also changed my name on my driving licence, as no record of doing so had shown up. So I rang them, and told them the very good reason for that, I dont drive, therefore dont hold a driving licence, so I had no need to change it. She wasnt quite as shocked as people when I say I dont have a cell phone, but quite good, all the same. Anyway, I gather that was the last issue, so hopefully it will arrive soon. I hope so, as I have 1 registration to arrange when it does, and another that I will have to follow up with, after tomorrow, as another are doing an interim thing until it gets here, so they can put me forward for a job.

Right, thats not to say that the whole dating stuff has been a total waste of time, yet.

There is one wonderful gentleman from Long Island who is interested in me, actually a relative of Jean Harlow, roughly my age, so who knows, we might get together yet, and have a wonderful time. I’d love it if it happened, he seems wonderful, we both love the old movies, though our political views are a little way apart, lets leave it at that! Of course, if he wanted to change my mind on that, in a very special way, fine by me!

The other one, of significant interest, is also in the US. Yes, I know, very annoying, though I guess if it means in the end, I get into the country, then great, but planning things in the early stages…sheesh!

Not that he wants me as a partner, he wants me as a robot! Fine, its only going to be hypnotized to believe I am one, not the real thing, but anyway…about as good as is realistic, given modern technology. There are small issues at present, and no, not just the building of the robotization chamber, I wish!

Maybe I’m just being cynical, rather than wishful, but if you asked me honestly, I suspect I’ll end up staying a singleton, and not just because I’m a robot either! I guess I’d happily take either, but I must admit, genuinely being part of the Carpenter clan would be great. But equally, if I lived out the rest of my life, as a robot, no complaints whatsoever!

Oh, and being practical at present, if anyone reading this is feeling charitable to a beaten down, unemployed, middle aged lady, I wouldnt say no! More than happy to work for money, either as human, or a robot (ha ha), if that can be easily arranged. Just feeling the despair of seeing the bank balance dropping to less pleasant levels is doing nothing for my cheerfulness at present.

Lastly, the video,, what I seem to have said in an online sense of late, at least.

The dream home of a robot?

Now, to be fair, I’m not sure if this place is really designed for a robot, or for aliens, but its just so cute, and so futuristic, and fine, I love it, and would love to live in one of these.

https://www.ecocapsule.sk/

Yes, fine, I think that actually, it is more like an alien spacecraft design, but anyway…I’d love to give it a try, and I guess, even if it was an alien space craft, and flew away, I wouldnt object too strongly? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Oh, and on top of all that, its environmentally friendly too. Though whether that is just on Earth, or further afield too, I have no idea? And yes, it would make a pretty apt home for a robot too, especially as given the size of it, a recharging pod might be more applicable than a bed, anyway!

Fine, I cant afford it, even if it is far cheaper than any house nowadays. It equates to about ยฃ60,000 (just under $90,000), if anyone was interested in knowing, and buying one for me. Yes, if I win the lottery tonight, I could afford it, but at present, thats about the only way I would. And if I did that, I’d probably want a piece of 30’s heaven to live in, anyway. I guess I could put it in the garden, for my robot moments, mind?

But if someone else wins a fortune tonight, just think of me, and buy me this, and I could live as a happy robot for the rest of my life!

Yes, I’d love to go to Bratislava, and try out the prototype, but thats as unlikely as owning one at present, sadly.

OK, the video. Well I guess computers are needed by both robots, and aliens, and anyway, all things quirky tend to lead to Kraftwerk, so…