Say hello, then wave goodbye (again)

Given that I worked in Leeds for about 10 years non stop, and a couple of temp things after that, plus numerous interview related visits (jobs and agencies) its hard to believe its been 15 months since I’ve been there. Yes, since I started working in Bradford, last August, not been there once, quite amazing. Until now, at least.

Yes, tomorrow I get to go to Leeds for the first time since, to do my presentation piece for my department of the Civil Service, though for that, it would be hard to get lost as the venue is about 2 minutes from the station! In truth, I’m more concerned about the reliability of Trans Pennine Express, and their trains, than that! And yes, I know its been a while, but I cant imagine an audience of just over 100 is going to bother me, as I’ve performed to far more than that, though not in quite a while.

The irony is, Thursday, I’m also going to Leeds, though more on the outskirts this time. Certainly going out will be via Bradford, and Yeadon, but I’m not quite sure of the return route yet. If I need to get a bus, then the obvious route takes me into Leeds city center, and then a train home from there. But no, I wont be looking at any sights, just getting home as quick as I can!

Its funny, I dont miss Leeds. I’ve always missed Bradford if its been a while, and I definitely miss Wakefield, where I havent been for a long while either. But Leeds, no, not really. Maybe its familiarity breeds contempt, or something, but never been a huge fan of the place. It was always a case of get to work, get home from work again with Leeds, and that was it.

But yes, I never thought I would say the train journey to Leeds will be a fresh experience, but tomorrow, it will pretty much be so! Mind, I do wonder if after this week, whether it will be another 15 months, or more before I go there again? Strange where life takes you, isnt it?

The video, well maybe its a bit much to call them a Leeds band, but its strictly where Soft Cell were formed, at Leeds Poly. Just love this song, and this is a rare chance to actually use it! Vocals are live, music, not so sure?

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The number in the audience

Well, this time next week, I’ll probably be telling you how my presentation went in Leeds, and how I felt doing something like that again, after a number of years. Its fair to say that over the years, on a number of occasions, I’ve performed in front of a lot more than about 120 people, so it should be a piece of cake. Yes, famous last words, and all that!

There is also the fact that back then, I was presented with a script, which I had to learn, anything between a few lines, and considerably more lines, depending on the role! Of course, this time around, I have to come up with my own script. In truth, I’m not planning a verbatim, must be followed word for word script for myself, going to go with a mix of pertinent notes, and improvisation, so that I can at least react to the audience, as I have no idea what I’m letting myself in for, in that sense.

Yes, there is another issue with a strict script, my vision! If I did that, I would have to wear my reading glasses, and then I wouldnt be able to see the reaction of much of my audience, because beyond about 10 feet (3 metres?), everything is blurred wearing them. And yes, if I wear my long range glasses, to be able to interact with them, I wouldnt be able to read the script clearly, so…

Be an interesting test of an actresses skills, for sure!

Apparently my ‘publicity manager’ is planning for me to review the performance at least in the office, in our communications hour, which will be a smaller audience, but a special one, being my actual workmates. As we are split in 2 groups for this (different times, to keep people on phones at all times), I presume that will be a double performance.

However, in terms of numbers, compared to what someone I know will be experiencing in just over a fortnight, my numbers are tiny! I have no idea when Julia Kneale last appeared on a stage, but I doubt it was in front of nearly 3,500 people! Hey, I think my biggest audience is about 600 – 800! Unless you’re an OMD fan, the name may not mean a lot to you, but if you are, especially from the early days, you probably do. Yes, one famous song, more on that shortly!

I know, its one of those silly things in these modern days, that someone you’ve never actually met, but regard as a friend? And I dont just mean the ‘I sometimes look at her postings kind’ either, on both parts. Yes, she’s making an appearance at the OMD concert in York (she lives nearby) on 18th, where she thinks she’s just making a brief appearance, but knowing Andy, as much as I do, I wouldnt be surprised if it isnt more. Sadly I cant get there. Tickets went on sale when I was in the US in September, and by the time I got back, all the seated tickets were gone, and with my back, I couldnt stand for the full length of the show now. I mean, I tried that a few years ago in Leeds, before my back went, and my knees were so painful afterwards that walking was a challenge at the end!

I suspect that when you get down to it, appearing in front of that size of audience is no different to 600, but wouldnt have a clue? Hopefully she’ll tell me afterwards! But yes, Andy, if you read this, and want to offer to sneak me in, on the 18th, I’d be so grateful. Yes, it would be amazing to meet the band, but meeting Julia, after all this time, would be so special too. Oh fine, meeting Martin Cooper would be something special for me too!

Right, the video. Yes, Julia’s song, as in Julia Kneale’s song. This is a more recent performance by OMD, though of course this song dates back to the days of the band before then, the Id.

Testing out theories about electric chairs, maybe?

Oh fine, that title relates more to the video, than what I will actually be doing, but its loosely related. Hey, I know, I’d be more interested in being the one wired up, than offering advice on it, anyway!

OK, with this job I’m doing at present, for a couple more weeks at least, before taking up the better offer, the fun starts here! The last 4 weeks, which were 2 weeks of customer service training, followed by 2 weeks of customer service theory were fine, hardly surprising given my work history, lets face it. But now, assuming that no one discovers my plans, and throws me out, or they simply come to a deal to let me go (at interview, I was told earliest start was 9.00, which I could do. at job, earliest start is 7.30, which I cant do, to Leeds), I go into technical services training.

Lets face it, anyone here that knows me well, knows that I’m more interested in being controlled by technology, than being the one in control. They also probably know that my personal technical knowledge, isnt a lot! Why worry, when its not the side of technology I want to be on, and a couple of folk here know a lot more about it than me, anyway? So yes, this could be, err, fun! The only blessing is, however much of it I pick up, I’m not going to be putting it into practice anyway, which might, or might not be for the best?

To be honest, I’m not sure how much I will learn will be of use to me in the outside world, or how much of it is so purely related to the job, to know how much benefit I will get from it, but we will see? And yes, you’re also right, I’d much prefer it if the technology training was being done in a ‘suitable’ technological way! Ah well…

Electric chair? Fine, depends how its aligned, I guess? Neural download chair, oh yes please, most definitely! I might even stay if it was being done like that! 😀 Sadly, not going to happen, but then again, neither is me staying!

There is one other little downside, training means I’m back to 9.00 starts, which means getting up by 5.45, so, yuck! I will get a little more time in the evening, so swings and roundabouts, but besides that…?

OK, video time. No, I dont think I’ll count as a Tesla Girl at any point, though I will be testing out technological theories, I guess? Me, fine, I’d be happier being the one in the chair, having my mind, and body tampered with, but besides all that…whistles innocently… Not the original video though, this is live in Los Angeles, a week ago today. Only wish I could have been there, believe me!

So, The Carnival is Over

Yes, I know, tomorrow is the big day, and thats why I wanted to write something here tonight, in advance. For those of you that have only got here in the last 15 months, you’re in for a shock. Recently, I’ve been blogging every 2, or 3 days, pretty much without fail, but this is where that comes to an end. I’m not planning to stop the blog, but in truth, when I’m getting a weekend as my days off, as I will be for a while, most likely its going to go down to 1 blog a week. Maybe a longer one, but in truth, as I’m likely to present the news and views in one go, that will probably be it. There might be some weeks when there is enough material for 2, and certainly if I’m doing 5 from 7 again, then you may well get a couple a week, but that will be it!

In truth, I’d hate to think I’d have to give up on the blog, after all this time, so I doubt it will happen, but as to the regularity of them, sorry, no more. Well, until I can afford a holiday or something, but otherwise…Yes, I’ll miss you, readers, but it comes to a matter of time.

When I started the job hunt, I was hoping to find something for about 25-30 hours a week, doing something fresh, closer to home, and getting some writing done in the extra time. So yes, I’ve ended up going into a call centre, for 37.5 hours a week, in Leeds. Fine, I know, but in the end I’ve got beaten down, and everything.

OK, I’d love to think the training methods are going to be something, err, interesting, but I’m pretty sure that dream wont be fulfilled either. If I knew how to save, and post a rather delightful gif, I would, but as I dont have a clue…sorry. But yes, 4 lucky people, wearing helmets, with lots of sparking electricity, and a wire clearly downloading something into their minds, yes, you get my drift, would love that to be me!

I’ll be honest, I have mixed emotions over this. I’m delighted to finally be back in a job, and I know its something I can do, and at least its a different medium (broadband company), but even so, there’s so much there, that 15 months ago, I was eagerly looking to get away from, ah well…And yes, thats what I regret, obviously, but money talks, and all that!

So yes, my carnival is over, and I guess I’ll miss a few of my favorite programs from now on, but such is life, I guess?

Yes, in that sense, the blog title, and that last line are a massive hint as to what the video is!

Oh Harlean, you’ve gone and opened a door

Anyone that can work out the video from that title, I’m impressed. There’s a name change, for a non hit record, so…But it has a great connection.

That door I’ve opened, its the being offered a job one! Yes, after last week, and the final cracking of my head at last opening a door, its become a habit! Yes, thats right, been offered another one as well!

Last month, long before the smooth passage called being offered a job in Leeds, I went for an interview in Bradford, to work in a Civil Service Call Center in Bradford. Better hours, more money, more interesting role, but…I’ve got a job now! Thing is, these people in progressing things, dont move quickly. So yes, I’d sort of given up on them, even though those sort of places always let you know, of hearing anything positive about it. Yes, thats right, yesterday, got an email, provisionally offering me the job, subject to the standard security checks!

Alright, fine, what I’ve decided to do, is…Start this job on Monday, and see how it goes. If its great, just simply withdraw my application, screaming inwardly while doing so, and stay there. Otherwise, wait and see what happens when the checks get sorted, how I feel, and then decide which to go with. I know, knowing me, I wont move again, but while I’m in the trial period, it could be done? No, I dont like the idea of doing that, but…its the one that I want, lol, to quote a famous song.

Mind, if either wants to offer me a more interesting training method, no contest! 😉

Yes, never rains, but it pours, does it?

The video, as I say, a song from the 70’s that most, if not all of you, will never have heard. But yes, the band are from Bradford, which is the connection I’m playing up here

A funny thing happened yesterday

Well, its funny, or amazing, depending on how you look at it, I finally got offered a job yesterday!

Yes, I know, amazing stuff.

The boring details, starting on the 4th of July (yes, for me, an ironic start date), I will again be working in a call center in Leeds. No, not the same one as before, not the one of the December debacle, but somewhere fresh. It is inbound, it is 5 days from 7, so yes, I will again suffer the ‘delights’ of commuting on a Sunday, but it has to be done.

I know, I know, I wanted something different, and ideally closer to home, but it wasnt to be. Yes, in the end, anything positive won out, I just hope it doesnt end up getting to me too much. I’m sure I’ll survive, and I’m pretty sure, knowing me, I wont bother to look for something better, as I probably should, but anyway…

OK, the ironical funny thing. I need to find money from somewhere! Nowadays, you get paid monthly, in arrears (understandably), but before then, I have to pay out for a months worth of travel passes (£150-160, depending how I do it), and I also have to pull myself into shape, as hair, in more senses than one, has been sort of neglected while I havent had spare cash. The obvious one, the hair on my head, which was soon due for coloring anyway, had to go ahead and book it now, while I can. But additionally, I havent been waxing anywhere since September! The big issue is my eyebrows, they probably need sorting with a pair of scissors, before waxing, in truth. The other area seriously in need, is under arms, but I suspect that they will be covered up at work anyway. Being frank, the whole body needs to get hairless, but besides that…Help!

I did consider doing a fund raising thing, but in truth, given the result of the last one, I cant see any point! I havent got anything to offer, but my sanity, so…If anyone does want to help, shout, and I’ll let you have some Paypal details, or something. Yes, I’d love to be ‘robot smooth’ apart from the hair on my head, but thats not going to happen without help! Fine, I’d love to be a ‘robot’ at work, but doubt thats on offer!

Lastly, by the morning, when I wake up, we should know if we’re still in Europe, or have decided to leave. Yes, I’ve voted, but no, I’m not telling you which, as politics, in blogs, isnt a favorite subject of mine! But fingers crossed, people make the right decision (or my idea of the right decision, at least), we will see.

OK, the video. Given most of my audience here are in countries that prefer their songs in English, I’m providing this version

Personally, I prefer the Bilingual, or French version, but anyway…they arent hard to find!

The Job From Hell?

You may remember how a couple of weeks ago I said that if at the end of the 4.5 weeks, I didnt stay in the job, I’d be screaming? Fine, its only taken me 2 weeks to reach that point, I’m screaming! In more senses than one, in fact.

Thats right, I managed to find the one call centre where good customer service isnt a desired item, but in fact, just the opposite, they hate it. I’ll be honest, I’d read some horrible reports about this company, and their levels of service, but assumed that having us ‘extra bodies’ would enable us to help out with that matter. Seemingly, that wasnt in their plans!

It quickly became clear that all they really wanted us for, was cannon fodder, to act as a buffer between them, and their angry customers. When we started trying to help clients, we were quickly told that wasnt what we were employed for. We were just to take messages, so they stopped us putting information on file. Then when that failed, they took the computer system away from us. We had no way of telling if we were putting down the right details, or anything. Anyway, between Wednesday, when this ridiculous situation kicked in, and Thursday evening, 2 had had enough, and left. Thursday evening, I was thinking I’d stick it out to the weekend, and then possibly do the same. My body decided otherwise! Basically the stress issues sent my stomach into overload, and I spent a lot of Thursday night in the bathroom. Friday morning, I still got up, but exhaustion, and the inability to do much at all, had me retreating to bed, for 3 hours much needed sleep.

Friday, I inquired about doing a clinical trial starting next Monday, but irony, because of stress related issues, they dont want me, as that might factor into my results. All the same, practically, mainly to keep my sanity, I’ve tendered my notice, and just asked them to pay me for the hours I’ve worked. Yes, job hunting again, started today.

And how bad is it, I’ve been looking at betting shop jobs (assistant manager) as an option (thought not applied yet), and I really dont want to do that. But its money. Then again, I thought the same about this job, and look where it got me! Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket Wednesday, as its a £22.6 million rollover. Though why anything should go right for me at present? Still, should I win, I could afford a nice little place in Hollywood, so…

OK, the video. You could say, I guess, this was my journey to work? Though I went via a hellish train company, but…