The Bimbo Principle

Alright, lets take both a light hearted, and more serious look at what i’m fondly calling the bimbo principle. In other words, taking sensibly sized chested, intelligent girls, and turning them into pneumatic bust sized airheads with a high desire for sexual activity! Though there is in fact one very good bimbofication writer who quite often doesnt reduce the brain, which often makes for a more entertaining effect story wise.

Its not hard to see the attraction for men in increasing a woman’s cup size, though some do go to extremes in doing so. DD, or E is pretty reasonable, the stories where they go up to JJ and the like is just absolutely ridiculous! Personally, anything beyond an F takes me out of the story pretty badly, but thats just me.

The reduction in brain capacity is always one of those things that amuse me most. Yes, it might be great for some guy (very) short term to have a girl who struggles to remember her own name, let alone anything else, with a sex fixation, but its one of those things that needs to be thought through. Can you imagine how tough life would be long term with a girl that you virtually have to do everything for, because she is incapable of thinking for herself, and unable to leave her alone for long for the same reason, as she could literally get up to anything stupid! Yes, changes the fantasy a bit, doesnt it? Reducing the brain capacity a bit is good, and often fun, but think before you erase totally, well, unless you’re giving them AI, and thats a whole different story, lol! Though personally I like CW’s style of the bimbo body, with full brain capacity as a real fun element.

Just one thing, how often do you see where the bimbo wants to get, or gets pregnant! Can you imagine how awful a mother they would make! Enough said, lol, people know my views on pregnancy anyway. And for the rare reader that doesnt, I have no maternal desires whatsoever!

Bimbofication for me would be one of those pay off things, I wouldnt mind a certain amount of brain loss to be young and pretty, and maybe a small increase in cup size as well, but I’d need to look the part age wise too. Cant imagine anything worse than a fifty-something bimbo, well alright, a sixty-something one I guess! Some would say another unthought of long term problem with these stories! Be even better to be young and pretty, and with brains, but hey…cant have everything maybe?

Just one thing, dont get me wrong, I love reading a good bimbofication story, and indeed have written some myself. The BimboTech style of transformation always appealed to me, I cant think why! As far as I know, bimbofication is as impractical at present as robotisation is, though I suppose in theory, with brainwashing (hypnosis methods?), and cosmetic surgery (boob growth), the day of the bimbo may actually be nearer?

Good thought, or bad? 😉

I miss her, and so does my email box

Its a funny thing, my robotunit8 email box used to be pretty much guaranteed 1 email per day until about 6 months ago, and I must say I miss them. The other irony is that she is one person who I regret will never see any of these blogs.  So alright, anyone coming here from the 2 MC Forums will know who she is,  but for others, I will respect her anonymity, and just call her Sara C.

Is it daft to say she was probably my best friend, when I never in fact met her, was never really all that likely to meet her, and despite several promises, I never even saw a photo of what she looked like. Yes, it is daft, but it was how I felt about her all the same. I have no idea what first brought us together, though I suspect a good bet would be one of my reviews of one of her stories, seems about the only obvious way it would have happened.

But for reasons best known to ourselves, a real friendship developed, even if it was only ever going to be a cyber one, and emails passed between us most nights, other than when she was away in hospital, or I was on a jet somewhere over the Atlantic! The funny thing was, I could read her under exagerration skills like a book, but even so, the end for me was still a bit of a shock, simply because of the level she was hiding things from her friends, as to just how ill she really was. I think I knew mid February that something was really bad, despite the emails I was getting, even more so when they simply stopped arriving. I got one more after that, about a fortnight later, saying that things werent too bad really, and that she would write again soon. The fact is, she didnt, she died 2 or 3 weeks later from cancer (and no, to this day, other than reading between the lines, I have no idea what cancer. I think I worked it out, but will never be sure.), and the only way we found out was because ‘Kim’ emailed her, and her father picked it up, and wrote back to him with the dreadful news, though I dont think her close friends were too surprised to hear it, it still came as a great shock.

Nowadays my poor email box is fairly quiet, apart from the odd PM from both Forums arriving there. Its had livelier times , not just Sara, but the odd email re stories, but they’ve pretty much dried up too. Of course, if I was still pounding out emails to Sara, I probably wouldnt have time for the blogs! In a sense, this, and my personal ones are the salve to keep me writing anything in all honesty, just in case I ever get back to story writing, and no James, dont say a word on that!

One last thing I havent mentioned to anyone before, and I know it sounds silly. After I heard the news, I sent 1 email to Sara. I know, I was never going to get an answer, but because of the way things happened, I had to let out a few feelings. I know no one read it, well she certainly didnt, but I was glad I wrote it all the same.

RIP Honey, you are sorely missed by many.

All out of love

I probably should post this video at the Garden, and probably will sometime, but think I’ve done my ration there for the night lol!

There is a certain irony in the fact that someone who is totally asexual reads erotic mind control stories. My excuse, if I need one is that I read them more for the mind control than the erotic stuff, something that most of my story writing well and truly proves lol! The irony is, that in all the time since I started writing these stories, I’m not sure I’ve had ‘sexual contact’ with anyone other than myself, and a few toys! And dont miss it either.

Mind, if you’d told me nearly 11 years ago when I decided to give that lifestyle a try, that I’d still be that way now, I probably wouldnt have believed you. Now, I wouldnt want to be any other way! Apart from not missing the whole contact thing, the one thing thats for sure is that I’ve got very independent, and I’d be hell to live with nowadays anyway. I’ve got used to doing what I want, when I want, and wouldnt want to now inflict that on others. I’m hoping a couple of people will understand if I get that way in a few weeks time!

So I could make some comment about dying an ‘old maid’, and having it sound awful, but it isnt, unless something dramatic happens, thats the way I want to be. There might be someone out there for me, but even if there is, they’d be crazy to want to live with me now, I suspect!

No, this isnt Air Supply, yet again shooting down my theory about only liking originals lol! This, I gather from the comments, is actually John Barrowman singing, I knew he had a good voice, this sort of proves it. And of course Torchwood so fits into the whole MC genre so well.

Hope you like,

When I was young…

…I used to write, to corrupt a line from a great Gerry Rafferty song, Family Tree. Nowadays I have unofficially retired from writing, and just settle for churning out brief reviews on many of the stories on the weekly updates. Its fair to say that was mainly a time thing, basically changes in roles in jobs just ate more and more into my time, and something had to give, and basically it was the writing. Though in all honesty, after 82 stories (yes, I know there are only 78 on the EMCSA for various reasons, but 3 more are on the net in various places,  and 1 is theoretically stored on this computer, so…) I’d basically ran out of fresh ideas within the MC genre, so I thought it was time to stop anyway. At least 1, and quite possibly 2 of those stories might struggle on the MC front by Simon’s standards anyway!

Shame really, because those 2 are among my favourites of those I’ve written, but thats irony for you!

So yes, in theory, I might write again some day, but I wouldnt hold your breath waiting lol, well not before retirement at least! And even at my age, under current UK rules, thats 14 years away, assuming I last that long!

I havent yet lost the love of reading though, and most weeks manage to hammer my way through the weekly update, and post a few quick words about stories posted there. The funny thing is, with some at least, its the non flattering reviews that are the most popular! I’d never call my reviews works of art, more a ‘been there, read that’ sort of thing quite often, with a few words thrown in for good measure. Having said that, several have told me that my reviews have either inspired writers, or readers, so there must be something to them?

Mind, when I say I used to write when I was young, I was 43 when my first story was posted to the EMCSA, so not that young lol! Its funny, its a topical time to post this, my first story made a ‘search for a story’ list at the Forum, and strangely enough, the one it inspired by a one hit author.

And also, given there will be a gap this weekend on updates, the weekend after is going to be one of those this reviewer hates, on the bulk update situation, too many stories to read! There are times when being a reading robot would be handy, but never mind…

Ah well…

In about 4 weeks…

Everything permitting, especially a lack of Icelandic volcanoes erupting, I could well be meeting a couple of Garden members in, or around the Boston area.

One of those people, beyond her postings at the Garden, I really dont know all that well. Her name is Kate (well I assume so?), she has a dog named Fenway, anyone would think she was a Red Sox fan or something? She has an Adored One, doesnt adore US Airways, and beyond that…well I know she works hard, to put it mildly!

The other one, I feel I know a lot better, a lovely gentleman by the name of James. I’ve known him a lot longer at the Garden, had the privilege of role playing with him over a good period, something that was great fun, even if I was starting to think of him as Henry, not James at one point! Mind he might have been doing the same thing with me as Siobhan lol!

James has a similar style to me in postings, you get to know a lot about the person through his words. And James is a very fine wordsmith, and poet, even if he wouldnt admit to it. I’ve seen a picture of James, not just his avatar one, and look forward a lot to meeting him soon. I know some would say its silly to see someone as a true friend, when you’ve never met them, and really one know them through a forum, and few brief chats on Yahoo, but I can do that with James.

Thanks for everything you’ve done for me up to now, including sorting out my accomodation for my trip across, all very much appreciated. Indeed, without him, I probably couldnt have budgeted a stay in Boston to be honest. I really look forward to meeting you in just a few weeks, and dont worry, if you cant make it to Boston for personal reasons, then I thoroughly plan to come to you, I’m sure Amtrak wont mind that, lol! All I say, is that I hope I’m not a disappointment to him in the flesh.

It should be a good week! 🙂

Call centre workers, and the nature of the job

From a slightly cynical, and possibly jaded view, are we rather like robots?

Lets face it, we sit at a computer each working day, wear a headset connected up to computer and telephone, and repeat the same few introductory words more than a hundred times in a working day. Alright, the calls might vary slightly from there forward, but not greatly it must be said, most of the words are the same, and just flow accordingly. So yes, its pretty mindless stuff, just perfect for a robot! And yes, its fair to say there are times you just slip into that mindless, robotic state, and…

But equally, current robots just couldnt cope with the variation in calls, however slight, because as we all know, current automated services can offer you various options, but in the end, anything more complex still has to be put through to a human operator. So yes, at present call centre workers are safe in their jobs, but in the future…

Mind, there are times when we call centre workers might be better off if we could just switch off, and go over to automatic robot-like mode at times. I know, I’d enjoy it far too much, especially if we had to undergo some for of mental processing pre-shift, but all the same…just imagine it,

“Welcome to ………, you are through to Stevie, how may I help?…Bleep!”


What does the future hold?

Yes, I’m going to relate this to human robotisation and the like, but lets start by looking back, and not that far either.

If, 30 years ago, someone had told you that in 2010 we would have had an internet service like we have, that most people in the first world at least would have access to powerful computers, and that you would chat by messenger and forum to people you’ll never know other than through this internet world, you’d have laughed your head off.

And going back a little further, remember those telecommunication devices in Star Trek, and how futuristic they looked, well compare them to modern day mobile phones lol! Basic, arent they? I’m also old enough to remember the introduction of colour TV, and there only being 2 channels to choose from on the TV! Whereas nowadays…

Oh, and go on, say it, cyborgs living on Earth with humans wont happen for years? Think about it, its all about human body enhancement, so what does that make anyone with a cochlear ear implant, heart pacemaker unit, or even replacement knee and hip joints? Laser eye surgery as well technically, but that is a bit more tenuous I guess?

Logical assumption is that human enhancement isnt going to stand still, its going to move even further in the next 30-50 years, thats a fact. The other fact is that at my age, I probably wont see much of it! Will humans actually be transformed into the mindless robots of MC fiction, probably not generally, but in the distant future (40 years or so minimum I guess?) I suspect that certain groups of prisoners may be ‘brainwashed’ into obedient service, even if robotising the body (especially internally) will prove a lot more complex. But I suspect ‘mental robots’ will certainly exist by 2050 or so.

One thing I am sure of, people will look back at our current computing capabilities, and wonder how we coped. Hey, I do that now thinking back to a computer I owned 10 years ago!