Christmas time, anyone got the transformation pill?

Given that I’m lacking for material at present, and this concept amused a workmate earlier today, lets roll with it!

Yes, tomorrow is one of those days when I get dressed up at work, but for once, its not a nice dress, for a meal, either with workmates, or with friends, or indeed for a presentation. No, this is the silly end of the scale, its an elf outfit!

There is a good reason, its the day that the ‘Secret Santa’ gifts are getting handed out at work, and Miss Claus (yes, we have a female Santa!) has an elf assistant, namely me! A lovely man at work is also getting dressed up as Scrooge, I’m told, so people ringing our office tomorrow might wish they had video phones lol!

Of course, the snag for this elf, is that her ears are, well, lets face it, rather human looking! Not surprising really, under the circumstances, but anyway…Wouldnt it be handy if there was a 1 day transformation pill I could take, to give me the proper elf look? I know, might be a bit awkward for the parts of the day when I’m in human guise, but in truth, with the wooly hat on, to keep me warm, would they really know?

PS Santa, if you know of one, leave it in my bedroom overnight, and I’ll take it in the morning lol! No, I’m not expecting to see any extra pills to take in the morning, somehow!

I suspect the rest of my Christmas might be a bit calmer, unless someone is planning to offer me a part in a production somewhere? No, as likely as finding that elf transformation pill in the morning, lol! But if it appears, I’ll let you know!

Right, video time. Maybe I should have gone with the standard video, but lets be brave, go with the live version. Discretion does add that if it isnt good for you, the official video can be found on the you tube page for this video. So…

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