Seemingly, in the last couple of days, someone thought it was a great idea to start a group on Facebook, with the intention of invading Area 51, on the 20th September, to rescue the aliens being held there. No, dont laugh, at the last point yesterday, over 400,000 people had supposedly accepted the invitation to be there. Now I know, most are only being sheep, and following the crowd by joining, but it seems there are a few crazies actually planning to do this!
In truth, I suspect that number is a few hundred, or less, probably a lot less but lets consider the facts, maybe from an alien’s point of view?
Area 51 is a highly protected area (for whatever reason), and unless all these people are going to beam in at exactly the same moment, seconds before the invasion, they’re going to get noticed. And given the speed that anything more than 1 person acting suspiciously in the area is greeted by armed guards, the chance of a few hundred thousand people being allowed to gather in the area, especially given they’ve advertised the plan, its really not going to happen, is it? Or is it that the aliens, or the military have set this all up, so they can test out some new technology on a number of gullible idiots?
Weapons? A shortage of Anal Probing victims? A body swapping project, or a transformation device to turn humans into aliens? Besides, lets face it, if there is anything interesting in Area 51, giving them 2 months notice to get it out of the area, well…?
Or lets look at it from the other perspective, after 72 years, do you really think all we, sorry, those aliens are all still patiently waiting in Area 51 to be rescued? Hey, we, sorry again, they are safely spread out around the world by now. Just think how annoying its going to be if I have to go back to Area 51 in September to help out with all the organic being processing that is going to need to be done. Still, at least my flying saucer can get to Nevada in about 2-3 hours, so no great deal. But clearing all that air space for us, seriously, I guess we will just have to fly at 60,000 feet, or even in outer space to get there.
But fine, I havent convinced you, you still think there are thousands of aliens, with their spacecraft parked up in Area 51? Well…
OK, I’ll do you a deal, I’ll offer a round the planet flight, in outer space, in my top notch space craft to anyone depositing $10,000 in my Paypal account (firstname.lastname@example.org) prior to the invasion, and I’ll sort it. Yes, we aliens, in Area 51, or elsewhere all have internet, didnt you know? Just show the receipt to your alien captors, and it will all be arranged from there. Would be wise, because those without receipts, well, ouch! Those anal probing devices they want to test, well… As for your new body, yes, I’m sure you’ll look cute!
Oh, and that ‘alien whore house’ on the edge of the Area, that you are all assume are humans dressed as Aliens, well…? 😉
The video, what you might want to do before being caught in Area 51, without a flight ticket, maybe?