No Brainwashing, No Massage either, sadly

No, sadly I didnt get brainwashed within the Aqua Massage machine yesterday. I know, its only someone like me who would think of that as a letdown lol! Sadly, I didnt get the massage either, the ‘conversion pods’ were all missing when I got to Manchester yesterday, what a let down. I assume its because business wasnt good enough, seems to be quite a popular trend at the moment lets face it, especially over here, and after all, it was a bit of a niche market, so… And yes, I’d checked, their website, and the Arndale one still showed it there, but anyway…

So sadly, my knees are still as stiff as they were, and my brain sadly is still intact, and fully functional, and not cleansed in the slightest. I know, the latter wouldnt have happened anyway, but they robbed me of my 10 minutes of fantasies too lol! Sadly I dont know anywhere else around here that has one of these, so its back to standard massage treatments again, I guess?

And no, I’ve had no other brainwashing offers either, funnily enough! What is this world coming to, lol? Even better, could someone set me up for a session on this little baby, please! Oh, and no rescuing me when she fires up the electricity either!

Why Gwen wanted to resist, I have no idea! Me, I’d love to give that a trial session, believe me!

Oh, I found this too, though I suspect only Brit’s may get the joke here sadly.

I hope M&S dont sue lol, or even just get the video taken down!

Anyone got a brainwashing session available this weekend, by any chance? 😉

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